But your penis explodes if you do it more than once a day

bro though vlr users were real people (we are all npc Ais generated by TMsora)

hold strong, the time will come

I can make anyone I want suddenly racist

i see ardiis and marved rocking it

nah i have no respect and no one knows me

botdae?

I have been reminded of this cursed site so there is only one thing I can do.

How do I make the most unfair and annoying bait takes of all time?
Please help me o skilled baiters of vlr.

i rember :C

Fax

I’ll stand with EDG and NRG (optic) forever!
(not that it really matters nilonesia on vlr supports them)

im not really mad abt the bait threads, just the hard threads shitting on s0m for making 1 mistake.

it's an intense game for high stakes, we make mistakes brub

edg win!

because unironically, most of us know that while EMEA isn't a strong "region", FNC is hella good.

people just dont want possible punching bags in champs

i love boaster but man fnc bandwagoners are annoying

asian team = nrg kekw

demon1 is russian

?? tf you mean yall aint waffle about no one being a native american x-x

nobody clears aspas

fake flaggers + emea

Turn on phonk music, take the fattest dump of your life.
You’ll feel miles better.

1 post just to hate on king kang kang

zmjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

edg has no haters unironically not baiting rn i think

dw they were translating for the martians watching

Winner mindset

Nah if Edg win the only thing that is gonna happen are loud fan laugh threads

what ive learned about edg is they either 2-0 or go 1-2

fact or cap?

ya, i was tricked into being a life wizard by my sister and had to pocket her basically

fuck twitch

fr fr

he's been consistent since champs, it's just this time around all of edg is popping off

Sad Edg lost

Not an Edg flair but I still love them and wish the best for them ever since champs

I was hooked ever since I saw their fracture against ONS first map EA lcq

Where is Sacy when you need him

Playing against two number 1 seed teams 💀💀💀

What more can you nerf from it bro 💀
Have you ever seen me or ardiis right click?

Also I agree with everyone else, he’s not really that annoying or bad tbh

Smart play, the TL players didn’t even shoot him?

You have to understand sideshow. The last time he ranked a supposed weak Asian team very low he had to give an apology after a master class run.

Ange1

😪

my point abt tl fans remain from earlier
but then again most of these are prob fake flaggers + flair

navi - grouped by the team that just lost
india - your only player in vct is skrossi
you - you are fake flagging

me - i think edg loses 0-2

it was a canon event

fnatic is never living that down

main valorant, literally just wait for edg to lose a round

it's team liquid fans
kinda like na 100t fans you just gotta expect it
also, it's twitch chat lol

making this thread means you are unironically worried there's a world where edg wins

nt 0/8

it could be around 2 am on east coast us rn

thank you mibr, thank you for allowing this to happen

you and all the eg supporters from day 1 deserve this.
ride on!

Stop crying 😢
It’s how the game is dw abt it