if i wear navi flair, do i become smarter? or is it a coin flip
because it's half on half from what i've seen.
either navi flairs are lowkey retarded, or they have the iq of 200
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if i wear navi flair, do i become smarter? or is it a coin flip
because it's half on half from what i've seen.
either navi flairs are lowkey retarded, or they have the iq of 200
im in the middle of writing a speech for my extracurricular so i decided to take a break by writing this lol
80-20 drx favor
blg can only win if 3+ players turn it the hell up
sentinels should've been here
blame marved cs major
we need more worthwhile stories here
The truth is, champs 2023 was a canon event ruined because of Marved wanting to major in Computer Science.
If marved never screwed up by leaving optic, this would be the truth of what would happen.
Sentinels with the og roster except sick replaced with zekken won flawlessly in LCQ, zombs came back because he lost all his money by gambling on Optic winning against Loud.
Sentinels goes through champions in place of Kru, they dominate PRX and crush EDG.
Sentinels loses first match to Fnatic in an embarassing 2-13 on haven and 0-13 on bind, first of its kind.
Shamed, down, and hopeless in the locker room.
Shahzam gives the team a pep talk never before seen.
"NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?" he screams,
"NEVER GIVE UP", the rest of the team chants.
Sentinels goes on a flawless lower bracket run, going through FUT, LOUD, EG, and PRX.
Finally the last game, they have to beat Fnatic to stop the reigning champions from growing a generation of Shownus.
It cannot happen, a generation of Shownus rising would mean the end of sites like vlr.
The first map, Bind, was a tough map that Fnatic was strong in. Sentinels would be crushed in a dominating 13-7 after gigachad boaster pulls out a new 6 duelist strategy, shocking the world.
The second map, would be Ascent. Fnatic would bury Sentinels down in a staggering 13-1.
The third map, would be Sentinels' demons. Split, the map that no one had forgotten about ever since the Kru incident.
Fnatic would destroy Sentinels, they were down 0-12. Fnatic looked unstoppable on attack, boaster dropped a 60 bomb.
It looked hopeless, doomed, it appeared that Sentinels had no hope to come back at all. At halftime, their coach, babysasuke makes a magnificent speech.
https://www.vlr.gg/254838/yessirskiiii-come (read the first post by CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer)
The team is filled with a new motivation, there is something inside their heart, in their mind, a new REVIVAL of SOULS.
Sentinels makes a crazy comeback and wins split in a crazy 22-20 bout surprising everyone.
Tenz drops a 90k, getting multi frags every round because he remembers what he's fighting for, he's fighting for his family, his friends, and kyedae.
Next, sentinels faces Fnatic off on lotus, Fnatic's best map. No one believes in Sentinels, but God did! With the power of Dj Khaled within them, Sentinels screams "LIFE IS ROBLOX" and wins astonishingly 13-11 barely on Lotus. It shocks the world, it's a site no one had ever seen. Zombs makes a crazy clutch of his life, no more called the weak link of Sentinels. The roster was on fire throughout the whole match, it was the first team comparable to Fnatic, the invincible juggernaut of this tournament so far.
The final map would be a familiar site for both Haven.
The final map of Reykjavík 2021.
Fnatic had something to prove, that they were better than Sentinels now.
Sentinels needed to stop the immovable freight Train Fnatic had become.
Sentinels would pull out a classic jett, skye, astra, viper, kj comp.
Fnatic would have a mirror comp.
Sentinels would be up 11-3, however a tale as old as Lock-in occured.
Fnatic would quickly tie it up to 12-12.
Overtime would soon amass over the two.
The scoreline would go back and forth, eventually amassing to 30-30.
Tenz and Derke had a combined total of 198 kills, each having 99.
Suddenly on round 61, Tenz would hit the craziest ace in his life, flicking to every single person on Fnatic all on Haven c bombsite within a second.
His domain expansion had activated, truly.
On round 62, boaster would pull out his final trick up his sleeve.
The Boaster special "Tiktok dance" would wipe out everyone, exploding everyone on sentinels with the full force of Boaster's ass except for Tenz.
With the power of friendship, determination, and kyedae in the back of his mind, Tenz would slowly make his way around the map.
1 minute 30 seconds is all Tenz had. Tenz knew that if he didn't win this clutch, Fnatic would surely win, Sentinels was out of strategy, and Fnatic had better aim.
This was go time.
Chronicle
Tenz would face Chronicle off quickly in C garage. It was a short interaction, Tenz would peak out from attacker side doors and shoot chronicle who was holding it.
Despite the short interaction, Chronicle getting picked off would be major, every player on this Fnatic roster could kill Tenz instantly. If Chronicle was 1 ms faster Tenz would've died.
The rest of the team would be aware of this, and would stack two on eachother.
Derke + Leo
Not an easy duo to face at all, they were holding a crossfire on the entrance to C bombsite.
Derke, for no reason, suddenly had to sneeze - Tenz with pure intuition wide swung Leo and picked him off as Leo was about to flash.
Derke, now back, would fire 5 vandal bullets at Tenz's head, but all 5 bullets would deflect off of Tenz, he had reached ultra instinct, it was over. Not even Derke could now win in a 1v1 against Tenz. Tenz would throw the massive weight of 5 knives in Derke's head, barely stopping him, but enough to take down Derke.
Alfajer
Alfajer would quickly run to C to help out Derke, or so he thought.
He was faced in a 1v1 situation with Tenz, but being the only other person in Valorant history to have the UI bullet deflection skill, they would have to fight close combat.
Alfajer pulled out the OG Prime axe, a strong, formidable weapon.
Tenz would pull out an Oni Katana.
They would clash at eachother, causing catastrophic explosions.
Alfajer would strike 3x pulling out a rouge lineage owl strike shinobi combo, Tenz would quickly parry it and then strike down Alfajer, breaking his right arm.
But Alfajer was not out of the fight yet, he would throw an underhand axe hit and blind Tenz.
Alfajer thought he had won, but he was wrong, Tenz had mastered observation Haki, he would quickly strike Alfajer in the back when he didn't expect it.
Alfajer had only lost due to his inexperience and age, he would surely become the greatest player in the world with enough time.
Boaster
This was the final boss.
Boaster stood across C site from Tenz, remembering the flash that mistic threw in 2021, he knew this time was different.
This time they wouldn't lose to a silly mistake, this time there would be no "EU Flash"
Boaster powered himself up, his arms becoming each 7 inches think, he looked like Ronnie Coleman for a moment.
He lunged at Tenz.
Tenz only with his katana had no choice, he clashed with Boaster - but the katana shattered instantly...
Boaster pounded Tenz to the ground, he would smash his head repeatedly against the ground, and punch him 300 times with attacks stronger than Saitama fighting Cosmic Garou.
But just then Tenz remembered the words of the KING of ALL.
"NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP"
"FOR THE MEME, THE STREAM, AND THE EHHHH TEAM"
he remembered his friends.
he stood up, empowered, soon equally Boasters size.
They would clash, fist upon fist, leg kick around leg kick.
Boaster pulled out his comically large bat, and Tenz pulled out a greatsword.
With techniques not even comparable to gaia ultras ganking freshies, Tenz would strike quickly and kick boaster to the floor.
On the ground, barely alive, looking at a tattered almost dead Tenz, boaster muttered "EU Flash?"
Just then, Tenz pulled out a skye flash from his pocket, and popped it.
Fnatic would be back…
Sentinels had started a new era, a new era dominated by two kings.
crossfire
also csgo didnt really have a huge huge chinese audience
man, emea is best region rn.
end of story, calm down zawgs.
doesn't mean things can't change, doesn't mean people should hold it over other regions like they are the team.
that's it
he thought about becoming a computer science major
but then he joined sentinels halfway through
you can't only only go halfway through the pains of being a cs major, once you start, you can't stop with 0 repercussions
TL may have bombed out, but NATS is still a legend of Val.
if ur team win
u can say ur region better
yay!
i think i snorted like 15 pounds of cocaine so if this is a bit different than most pickems i apologize
TR is in emea
they are emea
EU? That's up to them to decide.
I think it's hard to say since like Turkey isn't even let into the European Union.
idk the thing is i dont hate fnatic but the amount of bandwagoners who hide behind the fnatic flair is gonna rise even more
real talk
we need pacific trophy NOW
idc about fnatic dynasty grrrr
as much as I want china to do well.
i think there would be so much funny drama and banter if eg fought through edg and blg to upper finals
ik ur baiting but i have to type this
bro had one off game x-x calm down
chaadhak is truly the greatest igl of all time
how does not having an intimate relationship with a girl mean you have no social skills?
the comments that i think will come to this forum will prove my point, hopefully
as i have just monitored the very mature and well placed argument between the infamous babysasuke vs Yessirskiiii in a thread about suicide.
one thing stands out to me, why is "never touched" a woman an insult, especially considering most of the people on this thread site are not even above the age of 22?
is having a loveless relationship with a girl just glorified now?
nah, if you typing here that means you still have something.
if you aren't happy with it, try to change it?
that's where I Was at the start of the year atleast...
believe in urself
this summer has helped me develop so much physically and mentally.
I hope it carries into the rest of the year and i keep the consistency up!
how's ur life?
YOU CAN'T MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD
i haven't seen enough Fit1nho threads
interesting view point
when yessir tries he gets a W
his only Ls are when he is clearly baiting, and because those baits reel in people, they are actually Ws.
he's only taken 12 official Ls
polarization is a horrid thing.
both in regular life and on forum sites
ok fair point
continue on with your skepticism!
(I dont think edg is getting top 4 either but im still a fan)
yeah, i don't really get why everyone is hating on EG.
i think it's a bit tasteless to bully like almost if not the worst team in the entire tournament, but trashtalk is trashtalk.
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET IT GET TO YO HEAD.
ik ur baiting but for anyone who isnt and genuinely curious.
kk is a big derke fan, this is a joke if u followed him for a bit
all hell nah bro came up with new valorant voice lines
rip kk, you had a great career
why can't fans hype up their team's star player jeez x-x
Yeah I’m not saying he’s worse than kk . I’m saying don’t use a trophy from 2021 in this argument 💀
Compare the gameplay now
Past achievements from 2021 don’t matter NOW.
No one not baiting calls Tenz the best player in the world anymore, no?
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