We know grandpa…. We know.

Cope and seethe

I heard sliggy was going to release vids on YouTube

Tokyo gave an extra slot for the winning region.

Like it or not, masters events are just build up tournaments for champs.

Imagine being such a loser that the only claim to fame you have in 2 years is winning qualifiers for champs 😂 😆

They literally just lost to TLN…

You know, the team everyone in apac hates and doesn’t think deserves to be in t1

Winning qualifiers doesn’t matter.

Chronicle had 0 trophies

All of EU have 1 and it is WIDELY known as the flukiest and most undeserved.

I love how EU troglodytes constantly talk about warmup tournaments.

Here in America the only tournaments that matter are the ones at the end of a season, The Superbowl, the NBA Championship, The World Series.

We only care about winning the big dance.

And EU hasn’t even been invited to the big dance in over 2 years. Keep clinging to your qualifier victories and the Americas will keep sipping champion champagne 🍾

Yeah…. And EU isn’t good at that either.

The Colosseum was incredible back in its day too.

Is this what it’s like only being relevant in a game that’s 20 years old?

“Okay grandpa time for your meds”
“But Simple is the goat!?!?”
“Yes grandpa we know… we know”

Didn’t TLN just beat FS?

Lol

Who?

This is what not making the finals of champs 2 years in a row does to a person.

NA are World Champions in both major circuits.

Cope and seethe in your farmers league.

All good examples so far.

Boaster kinda brought lineup Larry into the mainstream.

He also had some really cool utility / ult combos

Someone made a fantasy league a year or two ago.

It was pretty cool TBH. I played in it twice I think…

#39

NA 3 slots
BR 3 Slots
Pacific 1 slot

Qualifier between China / Latam / EU for the last slot.

Holy shit that’s brilliant

Top 10 in stats for the whole tournament and the only player in her team that’s been playing better is Petra.

It’s insane….

If she was Brazilian y’all would be making every excuse in the world for her and trying to nibble on her toes (just look at the pancada threads)

Goat

Expected

Vamooooooos

The year that pancada shit the bed because he couldn’t figure out how to play KJ 😂

https://www.vlr.gg/183803/cloud9-vs-sentinels-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w5

0/8

This delusion that pancada is better than zellsis because pancada was good a year ago…. Needs to stop.

I would love a TL lower bracket run.

SR - TL finals please.

Crazy people still don’t get this. It’s been said like 30 times over the past week.

It’s nuts people forget he was on the 100t team that won basically the first tournament in Valorant.

He was dogged by Steel and forced out of the team as a scapegoat.

You idiots really think SOUTH AMERICA isn’t America?

Hahahahahaha

This thread is embarrassing.

Acend is the only one that could possibly be considered not real.

They lost to VK and pretty much everyone knows they were not a very good team.

I have always thought he was overrated.

Sacy too.

Saadhak makes good players look like gods. That’s why pancada is on the bench.

On another team cuan would still be good, but not incredible.

We are about to see the fall of Loud.

In before every Brazilian calls me an idiot.

I did t even know /yes was an option. That’s nice since I use a small keyboard that doesn’t have f keys

This one shocked me. Not necessarily g2 winning, but the fact that they dominated TL.

SMG looked good.

They earned a new fan

A theory is that v1 knew the org was going to drop them and also knew SR was their best shot at being picked up again, so they lost to EG on purpose so SR wouldn’t qualify and they could then pick up v1.

EG without Keenc wouldn’t have been good enough to make the tournament

?

Big booty lesbian Queens

💯 would watch

Is her last name Evergreen?

Was any of their qualifiers on lan?

200/300 will rock someone who doesn’t intake caffeine regularly.

400mg is the recommended MAX caffeine one should have for an entire day.

300mg is basically the equivalent of the strongest energy drink on the market.

However, taking a test on no sleep will always lower your performance.

Next time make sure you ask a friend for an adderall.

I think it’s hard to put an aggressive player like tenz on smokes.

Smokes need to be one of the last alive.

I love pizza.

When I was in rome I went to bochi or whatever his name is and had some crazy pizza.

I would have to say that for my taste american pizza is better than the pizza I had in rome.

I’m talking good American pizza (most of it is done by Italians tbh, but in an American style)

Stewie2k

What hitscan is better that already isn’t on a team?

That was hype!

Can’t help but cheer for a team of ladies

Yes Sen! Please for the love of god set him free and send him back to BR!

🙏

How can I be the only one who thinks it’s ignorant to say this?

Half the players they are suggesting should have been picked up just got SMACKED by the import they are complaining about.

2 of the 3 imports tried to carry today…. And they still only lost in overtime.

The players they got for free are just as good and in many cases better, than the players you wish they picked up.

Nationalism is a hell of a drug.