back then when my goat niesoW farmed emea
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| Registered: | April 23, 2022 |
| Last post: | August 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM |
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back then when my goat niesoW farmed emea
why do they want to sign izu a onetrick jett, when they already have saya
Heretics roster is the definition of mid
they have xqc as coach. pog
i only played during beta. i was some rank called valorant idk if thats good
1100 diamond
maybe he will stay and play sentinel instead of daveeys
trent
net
valyn
tex
jonahp
Gambit should pick them up
why does v1 have plenty of cash?
i really hope that they get an org but i dont see many orgs invest into val at this point
How tf is boo still on the roster??? he was by far their worst player in 2023
trialing with other teams doesnt mean leaving their current team. they can trial with other teams and still stick together. neT tweet looked like he definitely wanted to stick with the others
they can explore option and still stick together if guard made it in
yes leo faria is a dog you cant trust him. Also hunter was a former employee of guard and i think he still has contacts on guard
We hold that bar high, both for partnered and ascended teams, and also offer them the exact same benefits (the only exception being a team-branded gun skin, which is only available for partnered teams)
https://twitter.com/lhfaria/status/1696674542528389462?s=20
this guy is such a dog. he is saying they are getting the same financial support but they arent
leo faria said multiple times that they are going to be payed the same
https://twitter.com/HUN2R/status/1696609250108146031?s=20
like wtf is this. 24 hours to decide and lower financial support
if leo faria isnt getting fired i wont watch val next year
goodbye guys it was a fun time
imagine if they get benkai now
he left cause of age not because of national service. he cant play in franchise bc he is too young so he decided to do national service now
such an L from riot for allowing him to compete in ascension but not in franchising
Sen is signing good player and TH is keeping boo after that lcq performance 💀
Im talking about boo not mixwell. boo is so much worse
https://twitter.com/anonimotum/status/1696497759421960473?s=20
how is the worst player in emea franchising still on the roster when basically all t2 players are available. im so mad rn. i guess heretics dont want to qual to madrid
he actually already learned chinese for next year
New roster will be:
Tex duelist
valyn controller
jonahp flex
Trent initiator
liem sentinel
net sadly poached by clown9
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly
Who is picking up niesow?
you are not cringe
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