I’m sorry pookie but I’m not as strong💪, masculine🙋‍♂️, not a femboy❌🎀, smart 🧠, tall⬆️, handsome✨, cute😘, :3😻, and sexy🥵 as you so I can’t meet the requirements 😔

Stay strong pookie o7 it’ll be okay

https://www.vlr.gg/401376/kirya-inc-now-hiring/#38
it'll be okay pookie, don't worry

:3 oh okie! ^-^ ty for clarifying! <3

wait which one is talking and which one is getting beat

its over for u lil bro

read #2
https://www.vlr.gg/401711/giantx-fit1nho-hoody-famsii-become-free-agents/#2

im sorry bro

(this doesnt make sense cuz he edited but yea)

does the wall not give flank info?

Potter

hey buddy I think u forgot Koi Demon1 again

Kirya vs B1sk

Give Wingman 20 Nuclear Devices

I smell an upset

HOLY SHIT THEY CONFIRM KOI DEMON1 IN THIS

those glasses are zekken's, u can tell by the little white T (obviously doesn't prove dating but it 99% is him)
Edit: also i just checked the comments and meL @'d him

I could also see tsm picking him up if they win ascension
M80 is also possible but less likely

if eeiu out i might cook https://www.vlr.gg/401047/possible-100t-roster

where is KOI Demon1?

okay! :3

honest yea i fw the lil dragon guy :3 pretty cute

THANK YOU KIRYA MY GOAT :3 B1SK TOO ASWELL :3

hey guys im deciding to stop no flairing and to get a flair. im current deciding between :3 and zy gaming (i offer my deepest gratitude to KIRYA INC for bestowing upon us this flair, Zy gaming shall win ascension :3) but are there any other ones i should consider :3

edit: fluffy aimers and drg are kinda cute aswell :3

Bet I’m doing it rn

10/10 but honestly I’m most impressed about the handwriting for Liquid

Koi demon1

wtf

Mazino my goat

Fuck I missed that mb, I’ve been seeing rosters including eeiu everywhere so I thought they were

So this is basically a possible roster I think could happen for 100T

-eeiu due to him being wanted for many teams rosters
-bang due to role issues, also to make the theoretical roster possible

Cryo (Jett/Smokes)
Jawgemo (Raze/smokes)
Boostio (Senti IGL)
C0m (initiator + flex)
Asuna (100% flash initiator, no more raze)
(Also maybe +potter if they get package deal with jawgemo, I don’t think that’s happening tho)

I think this roster is strong for the following reasons

1. No more Asuna on raze. He looked amazing on flash initiator (imo) and many people overlooked this because of his raze
2. I think C0m and jawgemo are both reasonable pickups because there is a high possibility of them being f/a (lev might choose Sacy over C0m for the aspas duo and EG look like they’re going super budget again. Also, I’m sure both would be eager to be in an 2023 EG core again with zikz)
3. Map pool. One map I saw problems with was lotus, because of the no flash initiator meta, but some teams ran the no viper comps and also lotus doesn’t look like it will be in the pool

There is role overlap with hiro and these are probably 2 of the most sought after free agents in emea this off season

This whole thing is a she said she said situation, we can’t make assumptions and likely will never see proof, this is also people’s personal lives and careers, don’t be weird

I’ve watched a decent amount already without the English broadcast and I enjoyed it tbh, time zones do cook me tho

4 seems pretty far tbh, yay has role overlap and I know he says he’s willing to play other roles but it doesn’t seem to make much sense to go for that high of a risk (also his bleed buyout has to be giga high considering how much they paid for him)

i'm suprised that we haven't seen a koi demon1 post outside of vlr so far, we could prob get that to happen

holy nice read

only stream is screwface's perspective

ye its really common, i know ive also seen boaster do it to hide from skye flash

nihso now

Ye but every team wants to pick up everyone not in ascension before anyone else can

Who plays flash init on 100T like on ascent?

Rematch time

holy u almost read the first one nicee (not elim)

bump to look at how everyone did!!
i think i was pretty close!

1. They got top 4, so pretty close. Also I was right about the -deadlock +neon
2. yep, you can't tell me i didnt get this right
3. Okay this one i got wrong i admit
4. yep got this right

demon1 on koi me thinks

Demon1 left NRG and is now on KOI

I think the biggest cooks are:
Koi demon1 cuz it already happened
Navi Derke is an actual possibility, TL looks more likely but yk
EG yay is interesting because C9 and EG are the only NA teams that could fill the spot, but both are super budget

10/10 I fw it heavy

Koi, he goes to koi

sike

no it wasn't?
https://www.vlr.gg/399472/locked-in-demon1s-future-team