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The finisher had the biggest "I'm him" performance by carrying the whole fucking bundle
June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM
The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.
The end
Ending theme song:
Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara
Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?
June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM
The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.
The end
Ending theme song:
Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara
Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?
Decided to create a new one, I might be in the works of part 4 π₯°π₯°π₯°
June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM
The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.
The end
Ending theme song:
Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara
Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?
Flair πππ
Saying "congrats" and stuff but no one said thank you to mibr for upsetting 100t in the first place so eg would qualify πππ
Woah Envy just picked up yay for their roster. This team is gonna dominate NA holy fuck
source: https://twitter.com/Envy/status/1423358342248996873?s=19
also wtf is that acc that is def not yay lol
Seoldam - yay - Botssi πΏ- Botssi πΏ
Idk what the fuck is this
but top 4 is Fnatic, Gambit, Fpx, and Optic
He is my twin brother, thats why hes on the hof
Is Chet not the best coach of all time in NA?
Only demon1 and ethan are accurate the rest are shit when Leo, Fenis, Chet, and Jinggg exist
Dw in 2024, Dfm will win every lan event. As well as 2025 all the way to 2040.
Both of them are one of the greatest players of Latam? While the 4 only had one good masters and immediately fell off. Only TenZ deserves the list not the whole 2021 sentiluls πππ
Keznit and kingg in the list but not fraud, fraud, fraud, or fraud?
Thats too early to even put c0m jawgemo and boostio on the hof list tho
TenZ def deserves the hof list, he had so much impact in the beginning of the scene. Keznit is literally the goat of SA, ScreaM js known as one of the best aimers in Valorant almost comparable to yays aim. I will be putting Alfajer on the list when he finally gives me a signed jersey and an oiled up pic of him
edit: he finally did
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Possible/soon to be candidates
This list is not in order btw, you can also add or make your own list
My man ππ
Redemption arc gonna be more crazy πππ
bro has been trying out new agents in ranked and dominating with it. Fuck Fartiis sign the goat of valorant Jaccob Whiteaker!!!
I am a clown for saying EG are frauds and I admit that I was wrong. πππCongratulations to all of Americas, πππ congrats to Demon1 and the team, πππ and thank you EG and PRX for creating one of the best finals. πππ
Dfm wins it eg in shambles after Seoldam new queen of hell πππ
imagine being the only one without a single trophy π₯π₯π₯ MENA π€ OCEANIA π€ APAC
Mahoraga is winning lmaoooo sukuna already lost when he was put to sleep by gojo
He might beat sukuna but kenjaku might use curse manipulation on sukuna if possible
Just read the new chapters lmao kenjaku either plotting something or malding rn seeing sukuna fighting desperately
AAAAAAAHHHHHH π°π°π°π°πππ SHIT I PEED MY SELF WHY SCARE ME???? πΏπΏπΏ
Yeah, after having a terrible season, Psg has been dominating scrims left and right I heard they now finally have a good midfielder.
Dont matter, it's all facts buddy
Sen 13-5 dfm (Every player from dfm had their monitors closed)
Psg 13-3 Loud (without aspas + ScreaM)
Dfm 13-9 New Optic
Dfm 13-1 Fnatic
Dfm 16-5 Prx
Man City 14-12 Mibr
Dfm has not made roster changes so far however I am currently applying as head coach for Dfm. Other news is that leakers (Will not say name for privacy) from France has said that Mbappe might join Eg however it is not confirmed at the moment.
I will be updating this if ever so watch out!
Brought to you by Karmine_Org_Whisper #TheGreatestDfmFanOfAllTime π
NEW LEAKS NEW LEAKS NEW LEAKS
NEW NAVI (+SAYF -CNED) 13-0 SCARZ
TL + D3FFO 13-9 GE (-BOTSSIπΏ)
PSG (UNKNOWN NEW MIDFIELDER) 13-1 FNATIC
PSG (NEW MIDFIELDER) 13-5 MAN CITY
PSG 2-4 DFM (this was spike rush)
PSG 14-12 DFM
FNATIC 100-94 SEN (TDM)
TSM + OXY 13-2 NEW OPTIC (MEMBERS UKNOWN BUT THEY WILL PLAY FOR ASCENSION NEXT YEAR)
GUARD 13-0 100T (IT IS SAID THAT 100 WILL BE DROPPING TWO OF THEIR MEMBERS)
Brought to you by Karmine_Org_Whisper #TheGreatestDfmFanOfAllTime π
IDK TEAM 2-0 IDK TEAM BUT IM SURE OF IT!!!!