I made a vow that I will never buy a new skin ever again; I fricking lied, now I am on a rampage creating statistics on the odds of getting a specific skin on my store. There are 697 different gun skins at the moment so basically my chances of landing gaia vandal is 6.97% same as any other gun skin. 6.97% is no joke and I will wait for it no matter how long it is, no matter how deranged I get, I will wait for it no matter what. Even my fucking parents disowned me for this, my girlfriend for 10 months broke up with me, even my friends called me a loser while simultaneously playing the 5v5 tactical shooter game Valorant. Everyone, LITERALLY everyone forced themselves to leave me behind and forget me because of how unsustainable my mental health is and my unchangeable temptation for buying in-game purchases, but you know what? It's their lost, I fucking have me and new gun skins, what do they have? NOT ME AND GUN SKINS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And people call me a loser for every opportunity they get when I am literally above these actual losers.

Oh damn, that's rather unfortunate but can I ask why tho?

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😱😱😱😱 DAD?!?!!

Sugoii~

The goat is back to save APAC

Jaccob ‘yay’ Whiteaker joins DFM for the VCT 2024 season to get back on his lovely feet, after a previous bad season, the Valorant star announced his comeback on Tier 1 League on August 31, 2023.

yay released a college-style announcement video on August 31 teasing his imminent decision, with VCT 2024 spelled out with balloons and baseball caps of different colors on a table in front of him.

The 25-year-old player was linked with DFM earlier this offseason, according to a report from Dot Esports. On August 21, yay announced that he was open to offers as a restricted free agent from North America, Asia Pacific and EMEA, after DSG lost during relegation.

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Yeah, thats what happens when your only exercises are holding keyboard keys, mouse movements, and desk smashing.

yes

TL yay and win champs 2024

pls mods reply 🗿🗿🗿

9-4=5

GE

Your region is already ruined, yay is an upgrade to any team in emea at this point

i beg enigma

Nerf chamber

Dont need changes, we will destroy eg prx fnatic and loud tenfold

Honestly, a champions in Manila is only gonna have a crowd that consists of 100 people max

Loud 13-10 Optic on Bind

Although Loud is obviously the best team in champs 2022, Bind was still Optics playground. This map had a perfect winrate and was beaten only by Loud.

https://www.vlr.gg/130684/loud-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-2022-ubf/?game=95128&tab=overview

As a manager

They hated WhispeR because he told them the truth

Im joining the roster

The very short story I'm about to tell you is a secret love story between two tyrants of chamber.

"Oh, Jaccob bro... Touching my headhunter like that stop~" ardiis said, "But I can't help it... My Tour De Force is ready... yay replied. "Then insert that inside my bombsite already ;)" 0////0 yays expession. *The two then kissed eached other briefly while playing with each others "guns" until they both became one like how the two chamber tps turned into one.

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This is facts

I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried; they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.

I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.

Dfm rejects 0 kill reyna

bluds legit split up the nrg roster in the span of 2 games 💀💀💀

I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro."

Where he shits he shines and where he shits he shines.

I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.

I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.

You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro, you are my hero bro.

for 3 years na has

won 1 lan, reach 2nd place in one lan, a lan where they do not reach grandfinal

if the same shit happens again then riot def hiding something (not the fucking russian) from us

idk prx is there

You mean this?

https://www.vlr.gg/112326/paper-rex-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-ubf

Every team will fight for 2nd as dfm is ought to dominate teams left and right and will win very lan

The script was for EU to win so that's why

Theres nerfs were stupid if they were trying to make the other agents pick rate percentage higher, obviously they are still gonna be fucking dogshit and nerfng meta agents are not gonna make the meta better it's only making meta agents as dogshit as the other low pick rate agents. At that point the game isn't even fun anymore. Plus, even if they keep on nerfing agents to the ground shit will not change.

DUELIST?

Raze would be the next killjoy, getting the highest pick rate on duelist.

Neon might get picked more often but still prolly gonna be low

Phoenix, Yoru, Reyna are probably still dogshit and will only be used by teams who are creative with making different comps

Fucking hoping they don't fuck up the new duelist agent

INITIATOR?

No change they are still pretty much gonna keep their pick rates

CONTROLLER?

No fucking change maybe some agents will be favored but that's it

SENTINEL?

pretty sure we didn't had a change on sentinel agents. however, no fucking change KJ is still and will always be the most meta sentinel agent until they start buffing sentinels. Chamber might get picked in some maps but that's it. Cypher will stay the same, Sage and Deadlock no change, 0 picks mostikely

Yeah exactly it's a fucking grenade for reason it's supposed to have duration in its effects unlike Cypher darts which are meant to be permanent because they are stuck with you until you remove it yourself honestly YOU never had a deadlock in your games

effect is permanent for the duration of the round

no you didn't figure her out; never fix an agent ever again 🗿🗿

Dfm roster

No fns will change his mind and comeback to nrg to win every lan next year 😁😁😁

DOES THIS MEAN ITS POSSIBLE FOR AN OPTIC COMEBACK???? @MODS @DSG_YAY_LOVER @ROBMOOORE @LEBRONJAMES @KYLIANMBAPPE @MIHYO WE WIN!!!! LFG 😱😈🤡🙀🤯🥳🥵

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The very short story I'm about to tell you is a secret love story between two tyrants of chamber.

"Oh, Jaccob... Touching my headhunter like that stop~" ardiis said, "But I can't help it... My Tour De Force is ready... yay replied. "Then insert that inside my bombsite already ;)" 0////0 yays expession. *The two then kissed eached other briefly while playing with each others "guns" until they both became one like how the two chamber tps turned into one.

ardiis flavored

thats why I'm fucked 😞😞