False rumors, seoldam and yay will be teamates and destroy every team in 2024.
DFM clears you, remember that
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False rumors, seoldam and yay will be teamates and destroy every team in 2024.
DFM clears you, remember that
GE Yay comes home from work after a 10 hour scrim with C9, PSG, and FNC, and 5 hours of vod review. He opens his door, and infront of him is GE Benkai in a maid outfit. "Welcome home yay-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Benkai said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Valorant. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" yay replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "I miss him, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him, yay... What happened to us?" Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #GEKISSING
The end
GE Yay comes home from work after a 10 hour scrim with C9, PSG, and FNC, and 5 hours of vod review. He opens his door, and infront of him is GE Benkai in a maid outfit. "Welcome home yay-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Benkai said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Valorant. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" yay replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, yay... What happened to us bro?" Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #GEKISSING
The end.
ds_santos is afraid of me
After an extended suspenseful period, Valorant El-Diablo yay’s plans for the VCT 2024 season have finally been confirmed. On September 16, 2024, popular Indian org, Global Esports revealed that yay will fill the hole on Global Esports's Valorant roster.
Yay, used to be considered as one of the best players in North America, he will likely replace Ganesh "SkRossi" Gangadhar on the roster, according to multiple sources. Yay has provided a tremendous amount of firepower to the Optic/Envy team over most of the past year, primarily filling the duelist role on Jett, and the sentinel role on Chamber. The Global lineup has gone through multiple different roster changes and various trials already.
GE seems to be the first organization to cement a deal with one of the former OpTic players as yay will join a team with active members on the roster.
How is that better than a whole year of being a consistently good?
Didn't they trialed clear tho? Pretty sure clear clears giansanity
They will discard those achievements because their shit goat cant reach yay 😂😂😂😂
If im not in this list, then the list aint accurate
Wait i just got info that yay receive an offer from the gsw and man city is this true?
who gives a shit, leak yay team now!!! now!! now!
im starting to think he isnt actually joining any team, his shit is confidential
STOP EDGING ME MOTHERFUCKERS LEAK THE YAY TEAM IS HE ON CHINA? BRAZIL? NA? LATAM? MENA? OCEANIA? EMEA? PACIFIC? LEAK IT NOW! LEAK IT NOW! LEAK IT NOW!
DFM YAY
DFM ASPAS
DFM DEMON1
DFM SEOLDAM
DFM MARVED
GOATNATION GOATUS GOAT
Why do you look like the average australian
yes its not tenz because this thread says the goat is back not the fraud is back
BLEED yay
BLEED Aspas
BLEED Seoldam
BLEED Botssi 🗿
BLEED uhh idk maybe Demon1
eg pay too much
eg broke
eg do paycut
eg give player chance to explore
Did you make her choose between her or s0m?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Joins optic core to replace yay ✅
Do shit for the whole year not showing any effort in winning ✅
Secretly gives away intel on NA teams for different regions especially EU except Pacific, and NA itself ✅
Purposely talk shit to BLG because he already gave away intel to BLG in order for them to win and beat NRG twice ✅
Goes back to EU, and rejoins with the old FPX core safely ✅
Mission success ✅
In conclusion, he sabotaged the optic core even more in secret then he goes back to EU. No one found out except for the ones who warned everyone about ardiis spy
cant wait for dfm to dogshit this fraud team next year
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that should create a superteam for TL, in fact this roster when cloned could possibly save EU
I mean, kangkang had like one good tournament and one not as good but somewhat decent Champions performance while yay pretty much had the whole year of 2022 being consistently good (I should consider it 2 years since 2021 yay was also a demon). You could argue about how yay's team helped him set up for kills but so did most of the teams on perma-Chamber, but did anyone came close to how yay played as chamber? No.
Is there any info on where yay is going? Are any teams still trialing him or no?
george geddes and eutalyx alts
dont try to force a sens you're not comfortable in, just stick to your original sens rather than copying from pros
sinatraa looks like an obese fuck when compared with yay and ardiis
I actually made some minor adjustments
The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I presumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited way too long, you bastard. Way too long! You bloody bastard! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an injured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.
The end
Ending theme song:
Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara
Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?
I agree i believe eu should win tourneyment 👿👿👿👿
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Fine, I'm actually from Ukraine rooting for Navi, but on how dogshit they are, I disguised myself as a Filipino rooting for the greatest team of all time; Goatonation Goatus Goat (DFM)
What about clear, i saw him on the off season spreadsheet
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