Ziptie and Flights

Can'tCan't one event wonder.
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/1657/valorant-champions-2023?exclude=20118.20119.20120.20123.20129.20130.20131.20132.20133.20134.20135.20136.20138.20139.20141.20142&min_rounds=0&agent=all

Look at these stats, 3 players from his own team are above him, now dont bring his stats against Giants gaming and tell how dominant he was in group stages, this team has never won against a good team except that one time in Tokyo (which is a fluke btw). KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk, but sure they are a top-six team because they beat Giants Gaming and BLG (the "top" teams in the world). LMAO the ranking is ass if you're not in the top 4. Just because he is good at op'ing doesnt mean he is a top 10 player itw he is literally "what if Wardell played in China?".

no, I'll get exposed as Sen TenZ's alt

Sell the stones, they have high value and your kidney too if you dont want it

o7

o7 Jinggg
We will miss u :(

Just make his tp instant, no need even to touch the other duelist, he'll have a 100% pick rate on most maps

Ladies and Gentlemen their fluke run has ended they will be there in all international tournaments but will they get out of groups? Surely not, they are literally Zeta2.0.
Congrats they beat Giants and BLG to reach the top 6 LMAO this ranking is useless until you make it to the top 4. Riot games please improve the group stages EDG,BLG and FUT were simply not in the competition, they were expected to lose from the beginning next time make a better group stage so that teams are not picked into playoffs after defeating one team twice.
Exposed!!!! LMAO
Can’tCan’t teammates simply are not helping him, either he is lurking or is going for duels without any utility to back it up and his rifling is mid at best. Whzy is the better option.
ggs Edward is Done Gaming

Im done exposing them on this website, I’ll be moving on

Finally

One last laugh before they are sent home, goodbye EDG

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😹🤣🤣🤣😹🤣

Today is the day EDG, HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

One fluke tournament is enough for EDG to be on your list. LMAO and PRX 6th?????? What r u smoking they beat DRX twice and are still below them both with a sub and with Something.

I was depressed for 1 week and EDG just made my day

I was never depressed I knew it was a fluke They beat giants and they are expected to win the event by these delusional VLR users STFU, this site is delusional, Can'tCan't couldnt get kills to save his life, I had to stay until 4 am to watch them lose but it was worth it tho. Their fluke run ends today KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

So this comeback imo I give it a light 2 out of 10

Sorry for disappointing you, will come back stronger next time

I bet he came to VLR and read my posts, and subtly tweeted it for me

I have nothing to say, my biggest fan demon1 has spoken on behalf of me https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1692334993245339748. I've nothing more to say but coming to power rankings.

1. LOUD/FNC (60-40 in favor of LOUD would have placed them at #1 if that match was Finals but who knows FNC can come back stronger before the event ends)
2. FNC/LOUD
3. PRX/EG (65-35 in favor of PRX, they looked really strong with a sub in Tokyo, with Something in the roster they are more likely to win also since teams ban fracture against EG you wont see something on Breach)
4. EG/ PRX
5. DRX (Above teams are looking better than DRX currently given how they were 10-2 against a Chinese team ofc they managed to come back, but any other team would not have been in that position allowing an inexperienced team to take so many rounds)
6. BLG (Defeated NRG twice, Whzy & Biank are the only good players from China and seeing how EDG have played against PRX and EG they might have a good idea on how to beat them)
7. FUT/EDG (50-50 both were destroyed by PRX and both defeated only one team to make it to play-offs also both have proved they are not good against a well structured team)
8. FUT/EDG

Riot games congrats you've ruined valorant e-sports, yay and Scream should be here instead of KekwKekw(KK) and KEK(q)w1. And the group stages should have more matches to select the best teams in the play-offs. EDG, BLG and FUT are simply happy to be there, if you had NRG/NAVI/TL in group A or group B these teams wouldn't have made it here and it would have been more competitive.

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/2746673f

no

option 3

Thanks bro, will remember this forever

Ok upvote this comment if you dont want me to leave, I just want to see all my fans and admirers one last time

BLG 2-0 Edward is Done Gaming

I never had any flag and since I'm leaving it doesnt matter, you can never make fun of me for my flag. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

rare W

u dedicated all ur time to just hate a person who clears u in evry aspect of life, an additionally summoned hate towards urself, thinking it as if it is cool.

LMAO, idk what I did to you, but its quite clear you will miss me. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Nobody would remember u, except ur alt accounts dat u mentioned.

LMAO, thanks for making me laugh in my final hours on this website

fluke

did you not read the post I will leave once i reach 1000 posts

Both are overrated one is exposed another one will be exposed in a few days. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Do you have cancer? Why am I on this list? or do you mean cancer as toxic? Even then it doesn't make sense why Im on this list

ik you miss me but sorry Im not learning chinese to come to China and talk to you. Oh wait is this called the Stockholm syndrome?

Somebody wake me up, I'm sure this is a dream

This site is unfair to me even till the end, no way you get so many upvotes within one minute but I get downvoted instantly.

Life goes on brother, move on, ik this site will not be the same without me but it is what is. Im a man of my words and I have to leave or my words wont have any value

Oh I forgot about you. ik deep down you're sad and probably going through depression after not seeing me for 3 days, but you have to move on, this is life.

No, Im not coming back sorry. I know you will miss me but you have to move on. Dont get attached to people online next time

is what you think. I bet Daxta my biggest fan is already going through depression after not seeing me for 3 days

Since a lot of you were asking where did I go, I came to give a proper closure. I was banned for the last 3 days. And since I was banned I had nothing to do so I went outside I know, it was awful. I had to interact with real people and experience the real world. It was like a living nightmare.

Anyways for those wondering what happened after the EDG match against GIA, I was swimming in that Egyptian river 'cause I was in denial (The Nile). I almost died, I was so traumatized. It was like a knife in my chest and pushed right through to the other side of my back and stuck with a spike. How did I cope? I set the truth on fire 'cause I'd rather believe a lie. Then I breathe a sigh of relief, I don't believe in going to bed mad.

This champions should be a clear indication that Valorant Esports has fallen down. Teams like EDG,BLG and FUT making it to play-offs tells a lot. yay and scream should be here not KekwKekw(KK) and Kek(q)w1. Riot games congratulations you ruined the esports landscape of your game the franchising is ass. And the funny part is the EDG fans rated EDG as top 3 after they defeated one team i.e.,, GIA. Also nukkye your career in esports is over you made your team play 4 v 5, how much were you paid? Im done with this game Im not watching this anymore untill I actually see some good players and teams in play-offs.

Finally, I did say I will quit if BLG makes it to play-offs but I couldn't complete my 1000th post. I'll be quitting after my 1000th post(28 left) i.e., in 2 hours or by today end. I know y'all will miss me . If you miss me so much you can come to Frankfurt server, come there I'll teach you what true toxicity is.

GoodBye
Hard2Decipher

P.S: For those wondering who asked me, its my fans(Daxta,bobkiller, Ullyr, OnlyCosHereBored etc... cant write all of them)

edit: Why am i getting downvoted? Dont tell me you dont want me to go. But y'all should move on from me, I have to value my words or no one else will

Im stealing this

Wait a minute this guy being happy for Zeta loses gets 12 upvotes but me being for EDG losing(https://www.vlr.gg/255572/thank-you-edg) gets 12 downvotes. The hypocrisy.

Bro is coping even before they lose. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Well fine, anything for you to cope

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

after tomorrow's game, it will be safe to say it was a fluke. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Consistent?LMAO
https://www.vlr.gg/247077/paper-rex-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-champions-2023-group-stage-winners-a

Gets 20 kills in one half and one kill another half, if something did not have a bad day this game wouldnt have even gone to OT

How did it go?

Impressive use of fat shaming to defend your favorite team. Maybe next time, you can try using actual arguments instead of reaching for creative insults.

Ok seek help tomorrow, or wait for EDG to get grouped you might be cured without visiting the doctor

I have achieved more in this week than you can ever achieve in your entire life, Cry about it

You woke up and you're still delusional. Seek help

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

Do you know why I have 4 stars and you dont?
It's because you waffle nonsense. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK