good shout. Id say kabuto instead because hes just pretending to be orochimaru (fns) but is actually shit. Bro becomes a nun hes so bad
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good shout. Id say kabuto instead because hes just pretending to be orochimaru (fns) but is actually shit. Bro becomes a nun hes so bad
Did one of these with Harry Potter characters now time for Naruto
Naruto-jinggg (matches his playstyle, very chatoic sweet person)
Sasuke-Demon1 (edgy cuck1)
Sakura-boaster (is usless to his team)
Kakashi-Boostio (Chad great system)
Choji-yay (they look alike)
ino-Ethan (is shit)
Might Guy-Tenz (in his prime was HIM but now is mid)
Lee- Zekken (guy (tenz) protegee who is amazing but will never live up to his mentor)
Neji-Johnqt (genius with long hair who gets all the bitches)
TenTen-zellsis (ultimate glazer but is actually useless)
kiba-asuna (thinks hes the goat but hes mid, idk he seems like he would smell like a dog)
hiruzen-saadhak (old genius leader of most powerful team)
jiraiya-David (funny chad, gets all the bitches)
tsunade-cNed (giant milkers)
orochimaru-FNS (is a genius, likes little asian boys)
obito-Less (edgy kid who thinks hes Madara (aspas) and thinks hes the goat but ends up crying over a girl)
madara-Aspas (is the goat strikes fear into his enimes hearts just by being mentioned, can 1v 50000)
killer b-valyn (idk gives me that vibe)
Black Zetsu-com (always flanking)
Whod I miss? Who would you add?
listen buddy going pro aint for everyone. Im a current t1 pro in americas (wont say who, dont want to reveal my real name on here, this account is for shit posting), Its extermly hard for anyone to make it to t2 quals let alone t2 itself, and dont even think about t1. There is so much talent in the world that you need a lot of luck to get picked up by even a trash t2 team. If you really belive you have what it takes, keep practicing and reach out to coachs/anaylists/teams/pros in your area, while making sure you have a back up plan (college/a job), because remember even if you somehow make it, theres a big chance you wont make any money, or be cut and never be on a team again.
idk but the tiktok ceo is chinese i think
yeah this take is 2 months old, boostio has proven to me that he is up there with fns, if he gets this roster up to top tier intl stage I could see a debate on him number 1. Saadhak on the other hand...his comps this year were shit, only reason they got to madrid was because of single elim format (EG ALMOST BEAT THEM) and they only placed so high at madrid from beating the 2 chinese shitties. Saadhak is still an amazing igl top 3 all time imo but if he wants to be number 1 he has to prove it to me without being carried by Aspas. Hopefully next season he gets picked up by a good team next season and frys
Shanks from beating prime optic 2-0 to being EG cheerleader
Every single player/coach that has one an award at the esports awards have been cursed
2022 Yay best player of the year-becomes washed and cant even get more than 1 win in pacific
2022 Bzka coach of the year-gets cut from loud, mibr becomes worst team in americas-cant win a map in 2024 cut by MIBR
2022 Loud team of the year-lose bzka sacy and pancada, lose aspas, lose less and probably losing saadhak too
2022 Optic org of the year-out of valorant never to return
2023 Potter coach of the year-loses her entire team except Jawgemo, cant even make playoffs
2023 Demon1 breakout player-is shit
lots of tourneys seem fraudlent from outside control but why is nobody talking about tokyo? fnc only one because leo blatantly cheated by turning on walls:
Split vs EG (this round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG485ChbqiY ), EG would have won and gotten two map ban and map pick, Ban Bind Lotus Pick Fracture (EG win) Haven (FNC win) Pearl (EG win) Split (Could go either way) Ascent (EG win)
ascend didnt deserve champs but other than that yeah
We all know pancada and bzka are free agents rn, less and saadhak are most likely leaving loud by the end of the year, sen is very unhappy with losing and we know they overreact to losses with player switches all the time so sacy is probably gone, and aspas wants to win and lev is a bunch of shitties its very possible we will have full loud 22 back for 2025.
Imagine a world where 22 Loud is back under a diff banner, they will win everything
With doombros gone we can put ange1 on coach where he can shine. Then we can pick up the most promising igl and put shao back on initiator where he shines.
Coach: ange1
jett/flex: ardiis
Raze/flex: zyppan
Imitator: shao
Sentinel: suygetsu
GOAT IGL and smokes: fns
We’re winning champs with this one
because im brainded lemme edit rq
Anyone I missed?
what do you know chet still doing tricks on trashies and cocktor, will never cut anyone else
wrong brother dropped. Also their problem (if they even had a problem) is shao not on initator, yes hes great on smokes but his initator is top itw, while ange1 is shit on both
honestly? taking walks and listening to music helps. Talking with people at work and school, and at home if possible, doesnt have to be anything meaningful but just talking with someone else about random shit makes you feel better. Also if you gave felt this way for a while and arent feeling improvement, I recomend talking with a therapist or getting medication, its helped a lot with me.
some people have no self control, and dont excerise (even walking) im a pretty big dude (~230 pounds 6ft 2in) and for wrestling I had to wrestle up to 285 pound weight class, and it was very hard to gain weight, even eating alot. i think you bassicly have to spend all day in bed and eat constantly
We all know they are signing less source which means saadhak is probably gonna come too
They will bring pancada back in and this will be the roster
Less: Sentinel
Pancada: Smokes
Sacy: initator
Saadhak: Flex/igl
Tenz: duelist (they will never take him off the roster he makes too much money
They will most likely comm in portugeuse, and tenz will do his own thing while the other 4 carry.
EDIT:
OMG I FORGOT MIBR DROPPED BZKA
Bzka will return as head coach and 2022 loud will be back to win champs. Aspas<<<<Tenz on duelist
mostly because if one of them isnt frying, the others are. Jingg drops 5 kills, forsaken and something drop 20
if he drops a stinker game against a decent team, i doubt they can win. Their comps are shit and they are aim based team, with no one else on the team coming close to cned
On how much their team would fail if they played trash (less than 5 kills) in a match
Overall
By Team
G2
Lev
100T
FNC
Heretics (no mini boo)
Fut
PRX (team relies on everyone to shoot well, so if more than one is off they will lose badly)
GenG
T1
EDG (same as prx, if 2 players arent firing they look ass)
FPX
Never seen drg play so not including them
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yes because those problems were with the 6 man problem, not the og roster. Lets ignore DRX placing 3rd at lock//in (losing by 1 map against loud) for a second. Need i remind you what the og roster did at champs when they werent be fucked by the 6 man thing?
2-1 Loud (4th place team)
2-1 Navi (wouldve have beat other playoff teams if they werent stuck in group of death)
2-0 Blg (not even NRG could beat them TWICE)
Only losses were to EG (winners of the tourney, looked like the best team in the world BY FAR)
and FNC (winner of lock//in and tokyo, only lost to Loud at champs, argument could be made for best team itw) where they 13-1 them map 1 on their second best map, and would have beat them if a hurrcaine wasnt happening (no crowd gave FNC crazy advantage)
Now lets look at DRX this year
2-0 DFM and Talon to make it (wow such impressive teams)
Lose 0-2 to GenG (lost so many 1v2 1v3 etc, old drx never would have lost this game) FAIL TO QUAL for the very first time since reykajivik 21
Go undefeated in regular season against bums, not even geng is playing as good as they did at Madrid
Lose 1-2 to prx (fine whatever)
Lose 1-2 to geng (you were up map 1 and 7-1 on map 2 how tf did you throw this) which marks the third time (second this year) since DRX have never made a intl event.
Tell me how thats better.
americas: mwzera
emea: woot
apac: jinggg
china: zmjjkk
tenz trophies: 2
cryo trophies: 0
tenz rosters solo carried: 3
cryo rosters solo carried: 0
honestly as long as she gives me hugs and cuddles im fine with anything
except fat bitches
Fns hasnt won a game in 9 months
Som hasnt won a game in 9 months
Pancada hasnt won a (t1) game in 10 months
Scream hasnt won a game in 10 months
k1ng hasnt won a (t1) game in 10 months
yet all these players are considered goats?
assuming less and saadhak are gone
Qck-move to sentinel where he played much better on Furia
Tuyz-smokes
Cauanzin-initator
Dgzin-flex
DeyahAlAjarma-duelist
idk about the other four but their duelist will carry them to champs at least
4th at tokyo, almost beat loud at lock//in, 2nd in americas. Yes this is mid compared to the team we are currently seeing who can only beat brazil
compared to rb and zest? hell no. if drx had there old roster and kept up their form from champs (need i remind you they almost beat fnc) they would have EASILY won madrid, and have qualed for shanghai. Recency bias is crazy, yall saying that the current drx is better when they cant even qual for events? old drx was top 2 in pacific, and consitently top 6-top 4 at intl.
Wont count role swaps because that would be too many
what did i miss?
we getting mimi and ender every game, gonna have to watch this shit on mute
bro i lowkey feel bad for you. how tf are you gonna spin this into a positive angle and d ride your team
pancada isnt even an upgrade, if anything hes a downgrade, they both are similar skill/util wise, but marved has much better chem and can speak english better than pancada (what got him benched on sen)
i mean its a bit sus that out of everyone chet picked crashies and vic over fns (best igl itw) and som (one of the best smokes players)
less isnt a smokes player tho. With viper nerf his smokes characters goes from 1 to 0
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD TIM DUNCAN WAS OH MY GOD
NRG have a role and igl issue, so they decide to make a change. Fine makes sense. So to solve the issue of having no sentinel player, no competent igl, and ethan/crashies and demon1/victor role overlap they decide too...cut their smokes player??? The only person on their team who can play viper (THE MOST USED AGENT IN THE GAME, ik shes getting nerfed but shell still be played on a lot of maps) and omen (THE MOST USED CONTROLLER BESIDES VIPER). So now going into the next split they
Still dont have a good igl
Still have the role overlap between ethan/crashies and victor/demon1
Still have no sentinel player
Have no player who can play viper and omen
And will no longer have one of their best and most consistent players (NEED I REMIND YOU ALL THE BEST SMOKES PLAYER ITW)
Yeah we are winning Champs with this one.
3 reasons
How do you get ekittens? im a iron 3 jett main and i still havent gotten any femboys
EDG willl have a major run in front of their home crowd getting 3rd
FNC will not win a map (im a hater)
G2 will not win a map (im a hater)
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