I actually am. I'm just waiting on my washing machine to finish so I can hang my clothes to dry before going to bed.

https://www.vlr.gg/350149/vlr-5-19-2024-lore

https://www.vlr.gg/350149/vlr-5-19-2024-lore

I'm making this thread so that there aren't a million "faction summary?" threads anymore. Mods don't delete this, but lock it if you feel necessary. The timeline:

• bronzil_enjoyer posts a picture of a furry claiming it to be tryeue (fake picture)
• ballsamolee takes inspiration from this and makes a thread with femboy/furry pics claiming them to be Kirya, who is a self-admitted femboy (fake doxxing)
• everyone thinks the pics ballsamolee posted are real and start dunking on Kirya (+ it was kirya's birthday)
• the dunking on Kirya culminates in a thread by Brimstan where he tells Kirya to "name his price", implying he wishes to purchase explicit content of Kirya; weirdest shit I have ever seen on this site
• I make a thread pointing out that Brimstan and Ballsamolee are weird for this (https://www.vlr.gg/350040/vlr-weirdo-receipts)
• Brimstan and Ballsamolee get permabanned
• a new account called mintibars (anagram of brimstan) appears; i and HenBabyH prove that this is a Brimstan alt; tilt Brimstan so much he admits it's an alt; Brimstan thinks he's the riddler and says he will make more alts with usernames being anagrams of Brimstan and challenges us to find them (lmao what a loser); the mintibars alt gets banned
• Asuna Yuuki posts some cringe shit in a thread which I meme on by reviving the Asuna Yuuki receipts thread (https://www.vlr.gg/342829/asuna-yuuki-receipts)
• Asuna Yuuki gets pissed at me for this; thinks me calling him toxic oppresses his "rights" as a vlr user; proclaims he wants to Make vlr Great Again (MVGA) and starts MVGA "faction" which is against me and my "regime" when I don't have one; Anonymouse and oiiink support Asuna Yuuki
• HenBabyH creates a "faction" called DSGfan faction to oppose Asuna Yuuki
• Brimstan makes a 2nd alt which he openly admits is an alt and makes a thread addressed to me saying "he was just joking" which was clearly written with the assistance of ChatGPT and deflects from himself being a weirdo by saying I'm an attention seeker (fair, but at least I don't seek attention by telling other users to "name their price"); Asuna Yuuki et MVGA people think that Brimstan getting banned for telling Kirya to name his price is violation of Brimstan's rights as a vlr user (this is just stupid at this point)
• I now have a faction for and against me even though I didn't create any factions; I think this factions shit is stupid but whatever; i think this site will be somewhat better with Brimstan gone

wait, you didn't clarify what you meant monkaW

the RRQ PRX game will be legendary

AYO??????? You might want to rephrase that

giving off FNS saying to s0m "you're the king of yellow but not in a racist way" type vibes

you misspelled bangsat

nah, I'm a PRX fan. I'll be rooting for RRQ to make it though.

curious. How come?

"Madrid"

"Leo"

don't worry you'll just need to drop 45 and we'll win :)

what would i be?

https://x.com/teamrrqofficial/status/1792405616478265440

vouch. HenBabyH created a "faction" using my name. I think this faction shit is stupid.

I get it that you, oiiink, and Asuna Yuuki are getting engagement, which is fun and all, but can we stop following me around the threads of vlr? Your war is with HenBabyH. You're attacking me for replying to a response from Hudsen addressed to me.

ah I see. Truly a tragedy for the religion of bronzilism

God bless you. Brimstan and Ballsomolee both created alts AGAIN just to @ me.

what are you talking about? HenBabyH started some DSGfan faction in response to MVGA. I'm lost as fuck.

wait actually????

I'm geniunely sorry. I don't know how this faction shit happened.

edit for grammar

i have nothing against you. I'm not even running the "DSGfan" faction

true, but he'll reveal himself if he does, and we'll just ban his alt again

I and HenbabyH literally found his alt, tilted him so hard the he admitted it was his alt, and got it banned. I'm pretty sure vlr can ip ban.

this is a leak, but he's going to a different VCT team, not DSG 100%

apparently i guess

it's true though; i even got rid of his alt too; he might be ip banned

what is going on lmao

people are making factions for and against me

I was just memeing on Asuna yuuki; I actually got rid of Brimstan though because he was being weird

huh?
who's silencing people? I'm just pointing and laughing at goofy ass users.

Surely you don't mean to say you want Brimstan back?

I don't want to silence or scare you lmao. I just point and laugh at obnoxious people like asuna yuuki

i mean he is making bank while his value as a player rises while the value of players on failing teams gets lowered

doing aight

I literally just pointed out the same thing lmao. How are you doing moatz?

I'm not sure how I feel about being called a 17th- to mid-19th-century firearm with a short, large caliber barrel which is commonly flared at the muzzle, to help aid in the loading of shot and other projectiles of relevant quantity or caliber.

based and true

ayo?

bro put a link to the page we are on 😂😂😂

I might have to if he keeps this shit up

This is exactly my point

when I say "weirdo", I'm refering to someone doing strange shit that which is naturally against site rules.

bro is capping. proof or it didn't happen.

I do indeed want to run out of weirdos

what regime lmaooooo

I got a weirdo banned and have been memeing on you bc you're obnoxious

zJos...

I would prefer being compared to PRX since I'm a PRX fan, but I agree

thank you GNub

It worked on Brimstan for sure

I mean, when some says "Name your price" to someone after seeing an alleged photo of them, don't you think that's weird and should be addressed?

well, it's actually a 0% chance historically speaking. PRX has made it to internation GF twice, and lost both times, therefore 0/2 = 0%. I'm hopeful that we can win this time though!

hello HenBabyH