CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer
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Registered: November 18, 2022
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Search "Beetlejuice" on youtube you should find him

posted about a year ago
  1. ariana grande

rest idc

posted about a year ago

Ethan
DaveeyS
Shao
aspas
f0rsaken

posted about a year ago

Liquid would not have qualified to Masters/Champs without Sayf so yes please stay.

posted about a year ago

Bro i searched it... Wtf was that

Is she just a joke singer or is she serious?

posted about a year ago

Lilbro even explained the joke

posted about a year ago

Among Us Main Theme

posted about a year ago

Any list that doesnt have Messi on NR1 is wrong

posted about a year ago

Thanks for good rating 😁

posted about a year ago

Dude seriously though. Flint and Steel is so bad it has only 64 duration. Wtf??? If you want to set animals on fire to get the food cooked already, honestly just use a lava bucket from now on. And the nether portal? Just place a wood plank and place lava next to it so it catches fire and lights up the portal

Seriously i aint wasting an iron ingot for 64 use. Make it 256 atleast, up to then FNS IS DOGSHIT

posted about a year ago

soo valid

posted about a year ago

Also try to really focus on the enemy, sometimes i even squint my eyes just to have perfect vision

It sounds ridiculous but it helps ive even heard this from pro players somewhere

So really just while aiming instead of looking anywhere or autopilot just dead stare at the enemy head and your body should do its own thing

posted about a year ago

Install AimLab

Play 3x VT Angleshot a day

Its the truth

posted about a year ago

Its quite sad because of what ive heard indians are some of the most hardworking people on planet. Like just look at JEE students

I wish atleast 1% of the playerbase would put this effort into esports and it actually might turn out good

posted about a year ago

No. Stay positive

posted about a year ago

it was a joke

posted about a year ago

didnt ask

posted about a year ago

Bro NAs hot talent is fucking N4RRATE and MANBEARPIG dont talk shit about EMEA like that again

posted about a year ago

I dont know bout that lil bro

Lets get a proper 5 man roster

Some candidates you could pick are Yessirskiiii, babysasuke, Hasbullahpeek, Shownu, trembolanaRage

Kirya analyst not too shabby either

Im uncertain as of right now tho

posted about a year ago

Vouch. Always great player, i chat with moatz all the time and he seems to be a cooperative and nice person

Also huge fan of EMEA

posted about a year ago

Youre right. My bad

Probably should go get some sleep and fresh my mind.

posted about a year ago

Cute and all but Shahz and joona >

posted about a year ago

daily reminder GE will win every LAN in 2024

posted about a year ago

You got me in this one bro

posted about a year ago

FNS, s0m, curry, ALEKSANDAR, trent

oh fuck i leaked the new NRG roster...

posted about a year ago

Top 5 Questions science cannot answer

posted about a year ago

Crazy how i get downvoted... Vlr racism strikes once again

posted about a year ago

wont even qualify for GC challengers

posted about a year ago

Aye glad to see you again The_Wleg

posted about a year ago

Wait what where? Can you elaborate

I am very curious

posted about a year ago

Speak

Botssi? LMAOOO ROFL ROFL LMAO XDD FUNNY MONKEY FUNNY CLOWN FUNNY MOMENT XDDD haha so funny i laughed my ass off lmao lmfao rofl xd lol omegalul xd kekw cockw kekkkkkkkwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

😹😹😹😹😹😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

b-b-b-b-b-b--b- o t ssi XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BOTSI XDDDD
b b b b oba tea xdd hahaha lololol xd lol omegalul funny haha

among us fortnite sussy

Can I eat the glizzy?
Eren Yeager, laugh my ass off, dancing Israelis
EDP likes kids, I was the dad one
Hi, sussy blue balls
Who is in Paris?
Ayo, he back, I like you
Baka sussy, I love hot cocoa
Who’s in Paris? Kirby, nick her
Who's in Paris? Hungry man, the hungry
I got pegged, yo' mama dead
Rosa Parks like my sister, nia
What’s up, little boy?
Lil Mosey is the best TikToker
Bukago, I eat EDP
I'm white, lyrical suicide, ni
a
Give me your skeleton, A-I-O-P-M
Fortnite balls, I'm gay
I like boys
I kidnap autistic kids
Lil Mosey is watching, T. Rex
I'm EDP, big, Kanye West
Me, lemon pepper shrimp
Bro, ain't no way, casket, poop
I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, dick cheese
Kim left me, nineteen dollar Fortnite card
I'm racist, evangelist
Hi, Kanye, laugh my ass off
You a legend, Garb, I love feet
Age is a number, kiddo, balls, balls
I rap ocean water, big ni*a balls
A-E-I-O-U, stars aren’t real
I like underage girls, eastside
Who been countin’ J. Cole out?
Ocean water shook my balls
Yeah, Yeezus, tree bark
Mom's spaghetti, EDP 445
Yeah, yeah, baby balls
Cheese sandwich balls, yeah, yeah
Duct tape, thanks a lot
EDP, Kanye West, I am Chinese
Bahahahahaha, Lil Tay is hot
What did he say? Eren Yeager
Shoutout Lizards, my homie
Oh my god, balls
Sandwich, Uranus
I ride little kids, shoutout flowers
I agree with EDP, I did sixty-nine with a sixty-nine
Obama balls, I like LoL
Hey, Siri, call 9-1-1
Kim, I.P, John Cena is a alien
I eat fat ass, I get backed
Saddam Hussein, Deez
EDP is innocent, hi, ching chong
I kiss my dog
Extravagant something, wait
L-M-A-F-O, I’m gay
I take backshots, it all falls up

posted about a year ago

GE:- DEATHMAKER (Duelist) - SkRossi (Sentinel) - LightningFast (Flex) - Monyet (Controller) - Ayrin (IGL Flex)

LightningFast, SkRossi or Ayrin either one should flex recon initiator, other than that it looks solid with an indian core

posted about a year ago

actual crazy nepotism shit

SEN might have even qualed for Masters if they had Goatzam instead of depphhression (regarding the fact that EG was still the diarrhea i shit out in the morning and every team other than NRG and LOUD was horrible)

posted about a year ago

ShahZam is probably the most overhated player in valorant history

He always had internal problems going on (father passed away, sick problem, sinatraa problem), shit management (no coach, no help, shit teammates like who tf picks kanpeki and shroud if u have johnqt and literally any other player which is in T2 right now), solo igl+coach and still got all the shit when the team lost

braindead t0nz fans obviously wouldnt blame tenz, they would go for shahzam. and why? because shahzam streamed a lot. he probably just wanted to make his fans happy.

he was like the hard working dad who always wanted the best for the children and tried till he sweat and drained every single tear out of his body but then got hated and disrespected to his grave and then gets kicked out of the org while TenZ gets his spoonfed and his diapers changed by rob poore because he brings in more viewers.

posted about a year ago

Blud thinks fnatic couldve 2v5 everyone COCKW

posted about a year ago

Maybe let the reserve roster play a few games in Americas League? Would be pretty fun/interesting to watch imo

posted about a year ago

Snuck in EMEA & AMERICAS

CHINA ON TOP🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🥶🗿🗿🗿

posted about a year ago

Fuck bro when is roster lock im too excited for allat

posted about a year ago

June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM

The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.

The end

Ending theme song:

Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara

Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?

posted about a year ago

They literally dropped everyone except the fraud

Braindead org

Xeppaa Zellsis and Leaf are some of the best in NA

posted about a year ago

Mans cooking 🔥🔥 W in progress 💯💯💯💯

posted about a year ago

Prime Untamable Beasts wouldve cleared EG but they didnt manage to ascension due to dizzy having to play with broken monitor 😿😿😿

posted about a year ago

I am from India and my favourite team is GE

posted about a year ago

who tf cares

kill sound + kill banner + ace finisher/sound/animation = best skin of all time

posted about a year ago

Fortnite among us sussy balls 69 kanye west clears

posted about a year ago

Quite beautiful

The best sunsets:

  1. The Taj Mahal, India
  2. The Atacama Desert,
  3. The Matterhorn,
  4. Punta del Este, Uruguay
  5. Zanzibar, Tanzania
  6. Siem Reap,
  7. Isle of Skye, Scotland
  8. Santa Monica
  9. The Maasai Mara, Kenya
  10. Susse
  11. Port Waikato, New Zealand
  12. Cairo, Egypt
  13. Bali,
  14. Hawaii Island
  15. Borneo
  16. Lofoten, Norway
  17. Santorini
  18. Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, USA
  19. Uluru
  20. Cape Town
  21. Dolomite
  22. The Grand Canyo
  23. Venice
  24. Alaska
posted about a year ago

NRG ALEKSANDAR run it back

posted about a year ago

Demon1s left nut clears her

Suygetsu clears
Derke clears
Alfajer clears
f0rsaken clears
something clears
ALEKSANDAR clears
PROD clears
Shanks clears

posted about a year ago

Envy grouped in 21 champs and then won 22 rekyjavik
NRG grouped in 23 champs and then win 24 madrid?????

posted about a year ago
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