CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer
Flag: Brazil
Registered: November 18, 2022
Last post: January 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Posts: 8286
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Insane list bro

posted about a year ago

Yeah fuck riot who tf thought that 4 months off season is a good idea

posted about a year ago

yay the 2023 MVP

but yeah i guess youre right

posted about a year ago

Id fuck with Shahz jett

posted about a year ago

EMEA 3 Masters + 1 LOCK//IN
Americas 2 Masters

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»

posted about a year ago

Got farmed by streaming platform and still talking

posted about a year ago

dog ass team + its gonna be only french anyway so sayf aint getting there

posted about a year ago

😹

posted about a year ago

Messi not live

posted about a year ago

All Ascension teams (maybe except BLEED) should be "WON'T MISS A GAME" Tier. Would be pretty interesting to see how T2 teams can perform in T1, how new teams will adapt etc

posted about a year ago

πŸ’€

posted about a year ago

"washed team" 4th place in champs means washed? then wtf is optic core / nrg bozo?

mf talking about brazil beating fnatic while you got cleared by a streaming platform. actually hilarious

posted about a year ago

I think cNed will go to BBL or FUT

posted about a year ago

honestly vitality is cooking cant blame him. there arent many offers for him

FNATIC - no changes
NaVi - ardiis
Liquid -
KOI -
TH - MiniBoo
BBL/FUT - turkish
KC - career suicide
GIA - fit1nho
VIT -

posted about a year ago

either liquid is cooking some crazy shit or they are on some crazy shit because no mf removes sayf

posted about a year ago

"dead region" won 2 tournaments this year buddy πŸ‘

posted about a year ago

Hey, thats not very polite

King Regards
EU

posted about a year ago

fuck my life

posted about a year ago

😹 Ameritards will keep barking with this argument

Daily reminder: EMEA has more trophies than AMERICAS ✌️

posted about a year ago

"Transphobes" πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“

posted about a year ago

Me when import rules: 😲😲😲😲

posted about a year ago

Where is optic in franchising?

posted about a year ago

Why would he downgrade

Other than EG which is not making any changes any other org is doomed

posted about a year ago

Masters Madrid should start immediately

posted about a year ago

Sigma

posted about a year ago

Oh no somebody made a minor mistake in their 3rd language!

posted about a year ago

Dude its only 2 out of 5. I know you are on the correct side in this argument but dont pull the others into it

posted about a year ago

Im still here (im not the leader)

posted about a year ago

LMAOOO smartest vlr user fr

posted about a year ago

Get me in there aswell

i can main smokes

posted about a year ago

https://www.vlr.gg/267041/indians-all-come

and there are other posts but i have no query to find it

posted about a year ago

me and other users have posted numerous posts about how thats what they need

wait i will link you a thread with a full explanation

posted about a year ago

Another GE roster with only 1 indian. Good job GE management πŸ‘

posted about a year ago

yeah it was busted, but it wasnt an aimbot gun? you still needed to be extremely skilled to use it, look im exaggarating it but NO other chamber was tapping people like yay. Just look at his ace against XSET, Guard etc

posted about a year ago

I mean there arent really any other candidates for goat other than chronicle and nAts maybe

posted about a year ago

bro wtf πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

posted about a year ago

yay still the goat no? Kangkang farms a lot of operator kills, yay was tapping people with deagle and headhunter

posted about a year ago

June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM

The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.

The end

Ending theme song:

Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara

Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?

posted about a year ago

Hi Simp4S0m

You are my favourite user

posted about a year ago

fun
vlr

choose one

posted about a year ago

Very good ace

posted about a year ago

Fr cant believe people listen to it

But this visions song is great tho

posted about a year ago

All g i stole it from Karmine_Org_Whisper anyway

posted about a year ago

name is turkey but brazil flag 😹😹😹 antartica education 😹😹😹

posted about a year ago

Botsuna

posted about a year ago

June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM

The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.

The end

Ending theme song:

Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara

Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?

posted about a year ago

shit a log? who tf is shitalog?

posted about a year ago

Honestly i dont really like this fanbase. I mean sure he has a wide spectrum but there are certain fans which are unbearable

Bunch of kiddos spamming stupid shit in comments, i saw a clip of somebody counterstrafing and all of them hurdled up and started a discussion on how counter strafing is useless like bro... theyre still radiant while youre pisslow

posted about a year ago

Im a woohoojin enjoyer since he had like 50 subscribers. Dont look much into the videos anymore though, they are too long and not suited for me

But whenever i peek into the videos i only find gems this guy is the GOAT

posted about a year ago
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