CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer
Flag: Brazil
Registered: November 18, 2022
Last post: January 16, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Posts: 8286
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bro yall fr thought florescent gonna do a career-risking roster leak for a number on the internet that has no meaning whatsoever 🤣🤣

posted about a year ago

bro i just cant stand this guy bro is depressed every 3rd day probably post series depression mf watches anime in his dreams aswell

posted about a year ago

asuna could go to zeta weeb ahh goofy ahh vibrator type aim blud probably thinks hes japanese now aswell so shouldnt be a problem

posted about a year ago

I think you got some stuff mixed up buddy

posted about a year ago

Ok jason derulo

posted about a year ago

June 14, 2023. 5:45 PM

The time I was at my local indian supermarket buying groceries for dinner. While I was walking to a certain aisle, I saw a man with weird pants but oddly awakened a sign of recognition. That man was slowly approached me and as he did I slowly backed off confused as to why is this man approaching me with the most bitter and unhinged look on his face. As he got closer, I soon recognise who he was, it was Botssi. I was scared, I have never faced him in actual grounds before; only quarreled with him online on VLR. He wasn't just pissed he had a weapons on him; 5 floating knives and an actual sniper rifle. I was frightened to the point where all I could do was stand still. I pressumed he already knew me as he mutter the words "I have waited wait too long, you bastard. Way too long! But now, the moment has come for my revenge!". And I was right, he was here for me and all of my baits and tomfoolery about him... The second he charge towards me, I was given 0.5 seconds to respond to a flight or fight situation, knowing Botssi, I did not underestimate him. I ran as fast as I could but he was just too fast. He kept smoke dashing each aisle we come across like an actual cracked Jett. The chase was soon over after I met a dead end. He cornered me with an inured leg from his knives and multiple bullet wounds from his op. I laughed as I realize he finally got better with those, but he didn't laugh, it was quite the opposite he was extremely pissed. He did not made this go any longer, he pointed the op at me and said "Any last words, Karmine_Orgy_Whisper?". I couldn't speak because he was putting his barefoot on my mouth and I quite enjoyed it. He then shot me and I suddenly woke up to reality. Turns out I accidentally slept on the ground with multiple indians and other people surrounding me with a confused look. I got back up but still confused as to what was that dream. I was left in a delusion of whether or not it was just a bad dream or a warning... I cleared my mind and decided to continue shopping and as I look into the available products... I saw him... I dropped my bags out of shock and to see the same person but this time with the biggest grin I have ever witnessed. He apporached me and touched my lips and said "You naughty naughty baiter ;)". No one knows what happened there.

The end

Ending theme song:

Sutetekita yume o atsumete
Chotto chotto machigaeta kara

Aa "toki ni toki ni tsumazuita tte,"
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui-samui
Samui-samui-samui-samui ii yoranaide
Aa kimi no kimi no kimi no koe ga
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi
Tooi-tooi-tooi-tooi kizutsukenaide
Nanbanme demo nanbanme demo
Boku ga boku de aru tame ni?

posted about a year ago

me when import rules: 😮😮😮😮

posted about a year ago

😹

posted about a year ago

this shit is as hard as my diarrhea

posted about a year ago

ok no bias but decent is an understatement

we have Leo, Shao, Zyppan, Cloud, Chronicle, Jamppiss when hes not choking

We have goated initiator region

posted about a year ago

this actually made me realise how bad smoke players in EMEA are

asia has MaKo, mindreak, sscary, SugarZ3ro, Monyet
americas has Marved, pANcada, tuyZ, bang, Zander

our best smokes player is fucking mistic
and no nAts doesnt count because viper is not a smoker

posted about a year ago

ight bet

better than mindfreak or no

posted about a year ago

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PORTUGAL PRIDE ABRIGATO

posted about a year ago

who, sounds like a GC player

legit never heard that name before

posted about a year ago

Average russian chad behaviour

posted about a year ago

bro was good ngl

posted about a year ago

Lil blud im an EMEA fan aswell why do you get on my dick with that LMAO

posted about a year ago

id take players like monyet, f0rsaken, mako, lmemore, foxy9 over a lot of other players in EMEA

posted about a year ago

Idk but Bro could easily get into any team he wants if he is able to speak english

posted about a year ago

ShahZam was right all along

posted about a year ago

what do you think why lev dropped him

posted about a year ago

W writer

jk 🗿🗿🗿

posted about a year ago

youre even worse now buddy 💀💀

posted about a year ago

Me

Jk im not gold 🗿🗿🗿🗿

posted about a year ago

Surely AmanGupta12_08 is part of GE management right

posted about a year ago

Humble goat Cleg is back

posted about a year ago

gonna be something cause hes the only one kek

posted about a year ago

Sage Leo
Sova Leo
Astra maybe SugarZero
Viper nats other than that valid

posted about a year ago

Its not nepotism, its simply just a shortage

Who you gonna replace mini/d00mbr0s with

posted about a year ago

stopped using USA flag on vlr 🗿🗿

posted about a year ago

No bollywood = Wrong list

posted about a year ago

I feel sorry bro. Hit me up for a chat.

posted about a year ago

He was their best player after saya

posted about a year ago

Broski you cannot be serious. This team has always been a bunch of chokers until now when they win 2 tournaments back to back, literally something never achieved before.

This team wrote history and then throws out the coach. Unbelievable.

Fnatic is going to be so fucking doomed

posted about a year ago

Mindfreak rn 😪😪😪

posted about a year ago

its joever for us

official downfall of EMEA

posted about a year ago

b b b b but champs... 🤓

posted about a year ago

Wait what?

posted about a year ago

Would own T2

posted about a year ago

Anime is from last decade
I watch stickman animation and india modi cartoon 🗿🗿🗿

posted about a year ago

FNS knife
Reaver karambit
sinatraa knife

posted about a year ago

BASED AF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 W 💯💯💯💯

posted about a year ago

2/3 trophies of this year

posted about a year ago

Classic EMEA

Playing chess while the others are playing Tic Tac Toe 💯

posted about a year ago

Day #364 is complete

posted about a year ago

Korea doesnt have 3 but 6 teams in Franchising

Its the truth.

posted about a year ago

pipe down lilbro ardiis leaving USA would actually increase the average weight of the country KEKW

posted about a year ago

it would ruin my day

posted about a year ago

DSG Zellsis 💀 He should try his best to land on 100T and Zander IGL

posted about a year ago

We both have empty lists no? Lmao this website is ass

posted about a year ago
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