mods make him watch TMV rant about absolutely nothing

hi clone

bro can't read basic sentences 💀

o7

User: EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Title: Tired of This
Post contents:
Looking here guy. I don’t know where it you are comme from. LEAVE ME ALON! i struggle each day with demons inside me. I frel like FREAKING max mazanov… except… chuckles i AM the demon1… YOU SCARED yte? You dont even the knowing how much i go through. Grinding premier, watching le vods. I FREAKING hte you CANADA MAN. My post is not bait. I dated a FREKING HOT GF! Who cars she has 1 eye. We all have 1 eye, but also some have another one and thats ok*

Candaman i challenge you NOW. Come to East BLUFF SIDING COUNTY WISCONSIN. See what a REALM MAN rates YOU! Or i let my DEmons coming inside you hard
Date and time: Aug 9, 2024 at 11:00 AM EDT

Bait category: shitpost

This is how you shitpost! This is how you respond to a bait review. User bounced back in a big way and I salute you sir! o7

Total Bait rating = 7/8

Now this is a 7/8 lets go!

Bait review #4 so soon?

100%

100% an 8/8, I might eventually go back and rate old classic bait posts

No, I reread the original post and I agree. The post gets worse every time I look at it. You might wake p and it's a 2/8 who knows

The score has since been lowered

W review review!

I review your review review an 8/8 :)

I lowered it from 6 to 5 then to 3

I'm about to celebrate :)

The bait score has been lowered

the score has since been lowered

bait review #3

User: EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Title: I miss my ex
Post contents:
She would play val with me even though she was partially blind. I feel so bad for cheating on her. She couldnt see me doing it cus i always stayed on her left side (bad eye) but it felt bad that she found out (she turned her head)… how to win her back?
Date and time: Aug 9, 2024 at 10:36 AM EDT

Bait category: Unknown (maybe ragebait? but most likely shitpost)

I feel sorry for my eyes for having read this. bruhmphrey said it best "-20 VLR Goomana". This factor of regret for reading the post makes the bait better. The user not replying to any of the replies aka "staying neutral" is a good approach to keeping the bait alive. They did reply to their own post however, which does lower the rating a little bit.

Total Bait rating = 3/8

Since posting this review, the user started replying to other users replies, bringing the overall bait score down. Other users have also chimed in and have requested a lowering of the bait score and after re reading the original post I agree.

Like I said I know nothing about this current situation, I'm speaking from me or any other abuse victim. Some victims wait until they get the courage to speak out, some don't want "Justice" they want revenge or they think that them having their abusers life ruined IS justice since that abuser ruined their life.

thank you boilin_cockroach, me too

that is the reason. I'm not saying any of this is true because I know nothing, but if my abuser was about to partake in the biggest achievement of their life I would want to ruin their life in as public of a way no? Like you don't get to abuse me and be a pos and then go on stage at VCT.

Again I know nothing is confirmed that is just the answer.

Why tf has this website turned into a USA Basketball forum?

I thought I was chill :(

w

I have 0 alt accounts on VLR

Ill upvote my posts for you

ur welcome minerover, I love moderating for MTV Cribs

I'm CanadaMan for a reason

woah, Michael is upset

my streams are better no cap ong on skibidi

User: CanadaMan
Title: CanadaMan Appreciation Thread
Post contents:
Nowadays the posts in vlr are just boring and unfunny. But there is this one guy who just always gets me to laugh. His texts are actually so funny the only reason I am still on this site is CanadaMan.
Please keep doing more posts they are genuinely funny bro
Date and time: May 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM EDT

Bait category: Shitpost

This was the first ever shitpost/bait I ever posted here on VLR. I have to say for my first time its pretty good. It isn't perfect and I did a cringe by replying to my own post saying "Now we wait". That alone will bring it down a bit.

The post itself was stolen from another user who was glazing another user, I just copy and pasted and put my name instead. The post on its own I would give a 4 or 5/8 but as stated above, my extra cringe brings it down a bit.

Total Bait rating = 2/8

w ong

ok but they are, they didn't lose they qualified

You are just the starting point. I will be making bait reviews about any bait I see not just you. Matter of fact I could do one on this post as well.

When have I made a post glazing that old Br*t? I have done like to replies on watchparty posts suggesting him I guess but thats it

Feet get paper cuts too

Thank you Conceit, I will be on the look out for more bait and who knows, maybe I'll go back to old bait posts and review those. Maybe some of my own

yay!

My favouriite song at the moment I think is Cash In Cash Out with Pharrell, 21 savage and Tyler. but all time maybe between White Ferrari by Frank Ocean, Meat Grinder by MF DOOM, and Solace by Earl Sweatshirt

If you do one of mine I would say Solace as it is the "weirdest" one. If you don't want depressing though any of the others are fine too :)

Should I continue this series?

Appreciate it! I will continue this series just for you :)

Thank you :)

this isn't bait, this is Bait Review

User: kalayav_n
Title: this is unfair
Post contents:
**riot should make a LOSERS champions tournament,

BILLI, SEN, KRU, FPX, PRX, FUT, VITALITY, TRACE.*

They all stood no chance 💀 and will have to sit out for 6 months 💀*
Date and time: Aug 8, 2024 at 11:18 am est

Bait category: Rage bait

Rage bait will always be rated lower then other categories of bait but this one is especially low tier. User has a Lev flair and included Trace in a "losers" list despite Trace obliterating Lev. This is a good starting point for a bait post, however, the contents themselves are not that rage inducing just confusing at first. this post alone would have ben a 2 or 3/8 but the user then admitted to it being rage bait in the replies. this is a no no. To be a successful bait no matter what category, the user must stick to it no matter how braindead. Commitment to the bit IS a part of the bait post and lack of commitment to the bit will lower the score.

Total Bait rating = 0/8

0/8

bro put Trace in the losers list but not Lev lmao 💀

is bro smoking crack?

At the moment my Favourite artist keeps changing between Tyler the Creator, Laufey, and Lil Yachty. MF DOOM and Earl sometimes take my favourite though as well.

balls

Support who you support if they shit they shit who cars