CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: June 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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no, I don't have the 2021 Champs vandal and the Aemondir vandal. I don't use the phantom as much so I don't have I beleive 6 of the ones with effects I just forgot which ones.

posted 10 months ago

^only correct answer

posted 10 months ago

I have like 43 knife skins, 39 vandals, 34 phantoms, 6 Sheriffs. I bought I think 5 or vct team capsules. and a lot more stuff. I can afford it so I buy but I'm not flexing it

posted 10 months ago

User: whereuurr
Title: You are all poor
Post contents:
I have 43k vp waiting to be spent on my main valorant account while you bums are living off battlepass skins.

Date and time: Aug 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM EDT

Bait category: Ragebait

Bro is flexing around $600 CAD or $440 USD 💀. I have spent over 8 times as much on this shitty game

Total Bait rating = 0/8

posted 10 months ago

THANK YOU RITO! As a Sentinel player (KJ Main) who only has 2 real options I thank the heavens this next agent is a sentinel. but I SWEAR if this new agent is another damn deadlock I will go into my instalock reyna/Iso arc.

I legit only play Cypher, KJ, in premier (and Neon on Lotus but riot took that from me :() so hopefully this new agent will allow me to enjoy life again.

posted 10 months ago

Instalock Iso or reyna and turn off brain

posted 10 months ago

w bait proud of you :)

posted 10 months ago

actually insane. Alfa stood up after FNC used 3 ults to win a close found then immediately lost 5 rounds in a row.

posted 10 months ago

flair

posted 10 months ago

<3

posted 10 months ago

introducing VLR bair review to the APAC vlr users

posted 10 months ago

User: HongEunchae
Title: dogshit casters
Post contents:
s0n dickriders fuckin shitshow and brat

Date and time: Aug 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM EDT

Bait category: Ragebait

Put some respect on the Goated casting duo brenshow. Terrible post, fails at being a successful rage bait as it is so easy to see through.

Total Bait rating = 0/8

posted 10 months ago

0/8 Brenshow are goated

posted 10 months ago

this reply has been fact checked by true patriots and has been found to be untrue and has been classified as misinformation

posted 10 months ago

DRG will win that next VALORANT INTERGALACTIC CHAMPIONSHIP

posted 10 months ago

no, I literally came from the future and am spoiling the results

posted 10 months ago

All good though, FPX wins first masters next year, Trace wins the second and DRG wins champs so the karmic cycle will be broken :)

posted 10 months ago

This is real, I fell off a magic cliff and woke up in August of 2024. That was 1 month ago now

posted 10 months ago

no they moved it back to August just starting mid August instead as some external factors having to do with Venue availability.

posted 10 months ago

They announced a delay to December 2025

posted 10 months ago

Shitposts count as bait technically, I have shitposting as a category when I do my bait reviews. But this isn't a shitpost either. I accidently fell off a magic cliff what feels like 2 years ago and woke up in 2025.

posted 10 months ago

I literally got Matt Murdock and Saul Goodman on retainer 🙏😭🤣

posted 10 months ago

YOU have to become the instalock reyna/iso you desire

posted 10 months ago

This is an utter embarrassment and mockery of what I do. You disgust me and I will be speaking with my lawyers

posted 10 months ago

no

posted 10 months ago

FPX win the first masters then Trace win the second one while DRG takes Champs

posted 10 months ago

if a t2 team makes it to champs they stay in

posted 10 months ago

ask ur mom

posted 10 months ago

Thank you for the kind review but not as in depth as mine, 4/8 review of my bait.

posted 10 months ago

I have returned from September 13, 2025 and I have some amazing news, DRG WON CHAMPS 2025! It was a hard fought battle but DRG beat Trace 3-2 in the Grand Finals of Champs 2025 in one of the most entertaining tournaments in VCT history! Can't wait to see DRG carry on this momentum to next year :)

posted 10 months ago

:(

posted 10 months ago

Ethan

posted 10 months ago

My predictions for tomorrows games.

Sen vs EDG: Sen 2-1 EDG
Lev vs TH: Lev 0-2 TH

posted 10 months ago

0/8

posted 10 months ago

John Rito gave you the script?

posted 10 months ago

not even worthy of a bait review

posted 10 months ago

Instalock Reyna or Iso

posted 10 months ago

W

posted 10 months ago

𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾!

posted 10 months ago

Thank you boilin_cockroach, you keep me going in dark times

posted 10 months ago

User: bruhmphrey
Title: I hate G2
Post contents:
I irrationally hate G2.

When I see a picture of JonahP I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the Guard had imploded far before they could ever ascend and be picked up by the org.

I hope G2 lose, but they're so damn consistent.

Imagine being orgless from tier 2, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate G2 because they're so successful.

I cannot see any flaw in their gameplay.

They are simply a lock for Champions I fear.

I will perform rituals to make Leafs tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

Date and time: Aug 14, 2024 at 9:38 AM EDT

Bait category: Shitpost

Absolute Cinema as the kids would say. Everything bruhmphrey does is incredible, he is a bait artist. But is this really bait? I believe bruhmphrey's curse to make Leaf's tummy ache came to fruition, thus saving the health of Valorant

Total Bait rating = 8/8

posted 10 months ago

💯

posted 10 months ago

canadaman agree with Ory

posted 10 months ago

Ory give good reply

posted 10 months ago

Thank you bearmans

posted 10 months ago

GOATspliced

posted 10 months ago

maybe later today if I remember

posted 10 months ago

I hade Trace making grand finals from upper and Sen going on a lower bracket run after losing their first series in my pickems. These were my pickems both in game and on vlr. I'm afraid im washed, cooked even.

I am a fraud...

DRG Champs winners 2025

posted 10 months ago

W reply o7

posted 10 months ago
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