Bro thought he could piggy back off my VLR post using chatgpt bros not slick. I respect it though

Ok I will tell him now, I will even put it in a video for him

LMAO

Im just bored at work, sorry I'll do better next time :(

This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.

🔥🎮 Calling all Valorant addicts! 🎮🔥

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered that playing Valorant is the most effective way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Turns out, dodging Jett's knives is excellent practice for dodging those undead munchers!

💥 Forget cardio, just clutch a round in Valorant! 💥 Who needs a gym membership when you've got spike plants to defuse and enemies to outsmart? 💪

🚀 And in other news, Sova mains have officially been declared the best at hide-and-seek. We swear, they could find Waldo in a crowd of clones!

🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness

What did you say about Canada?

REAL

Korean team is goated, but then Lakia drags them down to the ground. Lakia takes that team from top 3 to bottom 2

I've never played any of the FromSoft games but I was tempted with Eldin Ring. Should I start?

No one can save us now... except for our glorious king Pujan

"I hope we don't have any fallout between us. Fallout New Vegas"

not ONCE did I talk shit about either of the games you said. I didn't reply to you and you started crying

where TenZ?

Canada takeover trust

L DRG Clears

I hecking love borderlands

I know what they are lil bro I just never played them

TenZ Clears

Never played unfortunately, never bought any Nintendo stuff after the Wii and DSI XL

understandable

I am an NRG fan unfortunately, have been since before franchising :(

W

ON MY LIFE THEY WERE

I agree 100%, I could see why people have it as their favourite because I still really enjoyed it.

On Jah

BRO I played the ever loving shit out of Hydro thunder demo on 360

oooh never head of it what genre is it?

bro likes children

I LOVED Detroit Become human when it came out but the gameplay kinda holds it back a bit for me

Ocarina of time is a really good one I haven't played it since I was like 6

I've never played any of the Witcher games but I've always been interested. Based on the 4 I put as my favourites do you think I'd enjoy?

bro hop off my meat

Star wars Force Unleashed 2, GTA 5, and Star Wars Jedi Survivor are also in my top 10 favourite

I'm sorry or congrats I aint reading allat

Hello VLR community. I am very curious to find out what a group of degenerates like the average VLR user has as their favourite video game of all time. NOT Best game of all time, your favourite.

For me it's tough but I will have to say my favourite game of all time is Assassins Creed Brotherhood.

Hi, a lot of valorant casters came from CS and Overwatch, so this post is already stupid, but on top of that, most of the top valorant casters aren't there for this event.

I wanna report this post for how bad the bait is

Canada: M80

I am [REDACTED] years old

oh hell naw yo ass tweakin number1_cNed_fan!

Jett updraft, dash, and raze satchels will still all be better than Neon slide for escaping and entry into sites simply because they are able to get over trips and past chokepoints. Sure Neon will be a lot better and probably on par with Jett and raze in comp but in Pro play she will still be below those two. Maybe even below Yoru because of his TP and flash being better than a slide and stun.

bruh 4 am est was already too damn early but WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH ARE TOMORROW SATURDAY AND SUNDAYS GAMES AT 3 AM????????????????????????????????????????????????

Do they want even less people to watch the Grand Finals?

brother, the buffs aren't even out yet relax.

thank you DrSuperChicken

is that true?

this MIGHT be the worst bait ever created

What about CanadaMan?

Don't talk to CanadaMan like that >:(

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