Sen CanadaMan

if true, opinions?

i tried to ctrl + v and I had nothing copied so I'm writing this instead

I am in Canada

you will not be able to enter my home

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it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week, maybe every other week

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

What if Derrick Rose never got injured?

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now hes bald like my other favourite Charles, Charles Barkley

My neighbor Saul Goodman doesn't know its me, but i did see masked men looking around his home for something

Yeah Hes my neighbor, I just hope he doesn't find out its me making those goblin noises

i love my trinkets (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils)

you put Boaster on here even after the 11-3 comeback? I have a feeling that gamergirl is a baiter. I will hire a private investigator

did you see my goblin post before this? you should check that out maybe it will calm you down. https://www.vlr.gg/407887/confession

something isn't adding up here

Hey guys. This is my very first copy pasta and I am really nervous about pasting it because if it does not get copy pasta then I will have much embarrassment. I've have thinking about it for a couple of nights now, but here it is!.

They hate him because he has more g's in his name then them

gamergirl... with balls? you better be trans or I will report you for lying which is illegal under the charter of rights and freedoms

nah, my buddy Abdul does

your god damn right (in Walter White's iconic "Heisenburg" voice)

How many "trinkets" do you have? (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils)

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Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week

yes i have many trinkets (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

oh that is understandable, I just love the feeling of shit/trinkets in my hands while doing it (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

I have been doing this for a while, I love walking around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

Thank you, I hope my neighbor does as well

I like going Goblin mode in the comfort of my own home. What happened to freedom of speech in this country smh my head

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god I love spreading misinformation on the internet

bros not even there yet

Aspas goes to Zeta to be with his Japanese heritage

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

The Guard

DRG

Dragons are cool
There name and logo and colours are all cool
Dragon

Bleed is the only right answer literally owned by a billionaire

3/8

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fart

https://youtu.be/tlhealMskXo?si=YjIRNig1bfNw77RY

looks fine idk what prices are good for USD, for CAD that would be great so idk

ass? tf you yapping about? Look up the rhyme scheme for this track its groundbreaking literally changed the game.

the more I think about it the more I agree

It's been a while since I have had either but I think I agree

when you get the plate of putine its not soggy, it takes a couple minutes to get soggy to the point where it feels gross.

bro upvoted two of his own replies lmao 💀

The best poutine is better than the best beaver tails but theres a lot of stinky trash poutine out there

go eat your canned beans on stale bread and your damn mushy peas

If you had to get rid of one forever which one would you get rid of? Beaver tails or Poutine?

For non Canadians, Beaver tails aren't actual tails of beavers, its a dessert.