w boilin_cock
| Flag: | Palestine |
| Registered: | September 8, 2022 |
| Last post: | October 22, 2024 at 4:57 PM |
| Posts: | 2832 |
I didn't need permission but I like boilin_cockroach and have had many interactions with them on vlr in the past and wanted to give them a heads up :)
but it was posted by boilin_cockroach, everything he posts goes up in ratings automatically
User: boilin_cockroach
Title: Late LEV vs TH analysis
Post contents:
Was on a call with mazino rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, paTiTek and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called mazino and mazino yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to mazino, "FF7 porn clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.
Date and time: Aug 27, 2024 at 5:50 PM EDT
Bait category: Copypasta
Everything boilincock does is incredible and this post is no exception. A top 20 user on vlr with an incredible copypasta with an incredibly heart breaking story ::><::
Total Bait rating = 7/8
Do I have your permission to bait review this?
like genuinely who tf is stalking my posts and downvoting each one
I just remember when the Raptors won the championship or Kawhi's shot in Game 7, or I touch myself while watching DeMar DeRozan and Kyle Lowry Raptors highlights. Sometimes I'll even watch Lou Williams or Patrick Patterson, Amir Johnson, Greivis Vasquez Jonas Valancuinas Raptors highlights and if I am very deep in my feels I'll watch Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady or Damon Stoudamire highlights.
Ethan and TenZ are so hot 😫😩🤭(✿◠‿◠)(✿◕‿◕✿)(❤ ω ❤)
yes I plan on making an alt account at some point to leave hate comments on all of my posts for fun
which mf keeps downvoting my posts? I'm about to pull a Nex0sn0m0d
I was born here cunt
you calling me a fake Canadian? LMAOOO o(￣▽￣)o🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would ask Ethan for a kiss
in all esports like it doesn't matter which game? then isn't it T1 with Faker in League?
User: beaver_man
Title: Come back to this post in 1 year
Post contents:
*if EDG place top 3 at any of the masters/champs next year I will send every user here $100. I guarantee these flukers will flop in 2025
-beaver_man
#G2ARMY*
Date and time: Aug 27, 2024 at 1:15 PM EDT
Bait category: engagement bait
EDG 100% has the potential to make top 3 again next year but lets do the math. Currently as I am writing this post, 43 people have replied to the post meaning the user would have to pay out a total of $4,300. beaver_man puts himself in a lose lose situation, either his reputation gets screwed and he gets added to the fraud list, or he loses $4,300. Now, at the end of the day, this is affective engagement bait so I can't rate it too low, it is one of the best engagement bait methods ever done on vlr (not the specific post but the genre of engagement bait the post is copying).
Total Bait rating = 5/8
unfortunatley Sen will win Bangkok, m80 will win Toronto and DRG will win Champs paris
hard to pick one so I'll say a few, geospliced, boilin_cockroach, bronzil_enjoyer, Conceit, Tryeue, bruhmphrey are all awesome. There are more awesome people on here but these guys were the first that came to mind :)
Canadians beat the US twice when it invaded during the Revolutionary and War of 1812.
mods ban this guy for being the worst user on this website thank you.
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