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CanadaMan

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

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So basically you run around your house with shit in your hands and making noises and are now worried that you neighbours might know about it.
Seek help

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CanadaMan

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I like going Goblin mode in the comfort of my own home. What happened to freedom of speech in this country smh my head

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Nah it's fine, I do that too sometimes but not with shit in my hands

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oh that is understandable, I just love the feeling of shit/trinkets in my hands while doing it (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

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If I ever come to Canada, can I also run in your house like a goblin collecting trinkets?

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yes i have many trinkets (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

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fuck going on in canada

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👺

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i support this actually

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Thank you, I hope my neighbor does as well

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I was needing some exp to lv up.
Thank god a weak goblin showed himself, lock you door, ima come to you.

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you will not be able to enter my home

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Offseason insanity moment

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I have been doing this for a while, I love walking around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).

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Insanity moment

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CanadaMan

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Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week

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I'm an EMEA fan (and like GX)

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How many "trinkets" do you have? (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils)

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My neighbor Saul Goodman doesn't know its me, but i did see masked men looking around his home for something

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Clash of Clans goblin

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it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week, maybe every other week