CanadaMan
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Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: November 29, 2024 at 11:56 AM
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hola

posted 1 month ago

I'm playing as clove you miss the first 3 shots, you then hit two body shots. At this point I use pick me up and heal back to full health, you have used 5 headhunter bullets at this point. You then miss your next bullet but head tap me with the next, instantly killing me. Its at this point you realize I have Clove ult and come back to life. In a panic, you then whiff your final shot before I 1 tap you and stay alive.

posted 1 month ago

from the Hawk🦅 to the tuah 💦 to the Rizz 🥵 to the edge 🤴😩 where’s my Gyatt 🍑 that’s my Sigma 😎 always gooning when I reign 🥰

posted 1 month ago

the best team of every year never won champs.

yes

posted 1 month ago

no Fnatic was clearly the best team of 2023, Demon1 joined the main roster after the first international and really became The Demon1 during masters which EG did not win.

Also fart

posted 1 month ago

it was shit because you didn't commit. Shitty and bad jokes are the funniest ones to me, you just gotta commit.

posted 1 month ago

insert Yap copypasta

posted 1 month ago

I'm waiting for cloudberry to update his post thats keeping track of all offseason moves

posted 1 month ago

hmm thats strange, it worked for me. Maybe she just wasn't the one?

posted 1 month ago

Sing this to her word for word even the emojis:

from the Hawk🦅 to the tuah 💦 to the Rizz 🥵 to the edge 🤴😩 where’s my Gyatt 🍑 that’s my Sigma 😎 always gooning when I reign 🥰

posted 1 month ago

CanadaMan saves lives! We need this in the newspapers

posted 1 month ago

So true!

posted 1 month ago

Thank you for this unpaid message

posted 1 month ago

Sub to CanadaMan Gaming and it will fix everything trust

#NotALie

posted 1 month ago

Too many users to name 🤤🤤🤤

posted 1 month ago

I aint reading allat

posted 1 month ago

what is this yap? Bang replaces TenZ on smokes and Narrate replaces Sacy on initiator. The roles don't change at all.

posted 1 month ago

I was off vlr and twitter over the weekend so what were the roster moves that happened? I know about Sen getting Narrate and Bang, I know Jawgemo left EG and thats about it.

posted 1 month ago

Where am I on this list?

posted 1 month ago

in the same place, at the base of the neck closest to your torso

posted 1 month ago

Why should I wake up? The sleep is all I know

posted 1 month ago

its 12:25 pm est. I am currently about to go on my lunch break at work.

posted 1 month ago

Imagine if humans had necks like giraffes. Like our bodies are the exact same sizes but then we have a giraffe sized neck. That would be pretty funny I think.

posted 1 month ago

TRUE!

^This post was fact checked by true Canadian patriots

posted 1 month ago

yes I do :D

posted 1 month ago

He just kept digging a hole for him self lmao

posted 1 month ago

Mods give this guy a million dollars

posted 1 month ago

n-not very bright
i-idiot
h-how stupid can one man be?
s-so damn stupid
o-oh my god hes so stupid

posted 1 month ago

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posted 1 month ago

Oh nvm I'm retarded I forgot Bleed were the ascension team. mb gangy

posted 1 month ago

So is Boom now a permanent member of franchising?? Or is there now 3 ascension spots in APAC??

posted 1 month ago

BBL were accused of doing pretty much what Bleed did and they weren't kicked out. I didn't even hear anything about investigating them. -BBL +Acend would go hard ngl

posted 1 month ago

hi sorry you had to find out like this... You wanna get coffee tomorrow?

posted 1 month ago

-BBL +Acend no cap

posted 1 month ago

Please let this happen to save nAts 🙏

posted 1 month ago

@LeoFaria

posted 1 month ago

Seinfeld is shit lmao it might be the least funniest sitcom I've ever seen

posted 1 month ago

Boom was probably the org that just missed franchising in APAC when they decided the teams originally

posted 1 month ago

This kinda fucks over Lev too since they are probably going to be signing Demon1 but now they are still stuck with Aspas' contract

posted 1 month ago

DRG

posted 1 month ago

The second solution we considered was promoting the runner-up M80, however, that would also create questionable precedents. The point of Ascension is to reward performance, and as great and talented as M80 is, qualifying a team that didn’t win the tournament defeats that purpose. Promotion is earned in-game, not out of it.

That's what Leo Faria said when they added G2 to Americas franchising after the whole Guard situation. So what changed? The original orgs weren't picked based on performance otherwise Optic would still exist.

The Bleed CEO must have fucked every riot employees spouse for this to happen.

posted 1 month ago

I have been sick sick Friday and havent been able to breathe out of my nose. A couple hours ago I sneezed like 26 times in a row and was blowing my nose for 30 minutes straight. I am now able to breathe air through my nostrils again. I can feel it clogging again though and I will be back to being a mouth breather soon. But for the moment, I am happy...

posted 1 month ago

ooh or Munkparty

posted 1 month ago

I just realized, I could call this a Chip Party instead of a watchparty lol

posted 1 month ago

All the top streamers hoard the wealth (viewers)

posted 1 month ago

That is exactly whats in that server. We keep government secrets and Parkour civilization watch parties

posted 1 month ago

4pm but it is in a private server that I unfortunately will not be able to let you in :(

Prejudice exists in all facets of life and parkour civilization

posted 1 month ago

Like I watchpartied Alvina nd The Chipmunks last night, on Saturday night we are watchpartying the first Parkour civilization movie

posted 1 month ago

here on this deserted island, EVERY ONE chooses to jump for the mango...

posted 1 month ago

enjoy the experience

posted 1 month ago
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