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Google asked me if I wanted to translate this page from Portuguese to English

I wish I wasn't able to read

Downfrag!

What was the first time your name was ever uttered on vlr? Go to Forum and search your name by date created, title and content, then go to the last page. This isn't the first post YOU made, its the first time someone said your username in a title or reply.

The first time anyone on vlr said my username in a reply: https://www.vlr.gg/post/3557380/canadaman-appreciation-thread

I'm including the 2nd one too because it's funnier: https://www.vlr.gg/post/3564083/join-me-in-prayer

extremely disrespectful and incorrect post by you. I'm dissapointed

any range on trips makes me sad as a senti main

bro probably doesn't want to be on the main roster, hes a part owner of the org bro is rich

she has 5 stars again but she still has those nerfs to her suck that really hurt her

ong we should

W friend yourself, darling

Wiot Games finally making good changes. I love Astra and now she can shine and compete with Omen. Chamber will always have a special place in my heart since he single handedly got me from Silver to plat and also as a sentinel main i makes me happy theres more options than just Cypher and KJ.

yipee (￣︶￣*))

I just still have the same friends from highschool, we are still close we even went to Niagara together this summer. Hell I'm still close friends with someone I've known since Grade 1.

The new friends I've made I have made through putting myself in communities for things that I enjoy and just being myself. Thats how I met my premier team and all my new friends through valorant and the TMV discord server.

I guess just do that but real life.

Im not an Astra main but I actually enjoyed playing astra even after they removed one of her stars, thank God shes actually getting buffed so she can compete with Omen

I needed a hit of the DRG before I go back to my Ascension flair mission. I miss the DRG family but I will stay strong. See you at the end Conceit o7 😞.

DRG above all, the greatest team in VCT history will prevail!

I agree with you, but you could get trichinosis from bear meat if not cooked properly

I can't im already the ceo of CanadaMan Inc. 😔

😳😳🥰🥰🤭🤭

I WANNA BE ON KIRYAS TEAM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

what is wild or "vlr lore" about this

i'm not, I am Palestinian but I was born in Canada

thank you for educating me boilin_cockroach, darling

W LIST W USER W EVERYTHING!

ALL HAIL UNCLEBEN!

w mine is as well

I don't know what this means, I haven't watched a lot of anime

I don't see CanadaMan on this list so L

bro changed his flag

oh boy you would love Hockey

genuinely might just support TSM instead, but I won't because m80 is still my w Canadian org

I was switching my flair to m80 since EMEA ascension is taking a break and noticed the new logo for m80. Why? They will lose now sadly :(

ZEUS!

GIVE ME THE SAN MARINO FLAG AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

of course YOU can't watch your one of his alt accounts

off topic but twitter was banned is Brazil because Elon Musk didn't want to ban 7 accounts that were spreading misinformation, not because of Brazil's leader.

I want Kirya to notice me, but ultimately you are right. I will adjust the rating to keep my integrity.

User: nihso
Title: KIRYA INC Now Hiring
Post contents:
Requirements:

6'5 like me and Kirya
Over the age of 18
Not a femboy
Must have over 160 IQ
Masculine
Wealthy
Good Valorant Knowledge
:3
Date and time: Sep 5, 2024 at 12:05 PM EDT

Bait category: Shitpost

I don't even know why I'm doing a bait review on this its just true and real, Kirya even said so himself. So yes its a shitpost but its also #true and #real so it gets a good rating. Kirya, this is my application I tick all the boxes. >:3. But I must keep the rating true to keep my integrity in tact. I cannot be bought (except for $10,000,000).

Total Bait rating = 3/8

my glorious kitten pool-chan

I'm just sad we dont get to see the Optic K-popification 😞

Wheres my yay with cat ears 😢

fart

fart

you're welcome bronzil_enjoyer

did I mini scare you?

I stopped watching Siege pro play a couple of seasons before I Stopped playing so Me not up to date

SSG Canadian Skin when?

I know Kirya, I know

thank you alt account of JohnQT

it was nutab1e actually :(

Someone punched my monitor 😔

They were too weak to cause any damage but it isn't in the same place :(

I hope nothing bad happens while I'm gone 😁

It's 1 pm which means its lunch time 😀 a break from work with a tasty meal. I hope nothing happens while I'm away from my desk 😊

not enough vo0kashu