My king Urinalysis clutched that!!!!!

Sentinels will win champs and beat out TH, The competition that are stronger than GenG is TH and Fnatic but now that Sentinel finaly stopped using the deadlock comp then we can finally say that they are officialy back

I know you made this account just to bait the entirety of champs dipshit, but yeah it is funny

I literally fucking predicted this match to be another Madrid, Yet everyone thought that Sentinels were getting grouped. It's so fucking delicious seeing how there's now Sen hate now but also funny how people just switch up and start insulting APAC as a whole

Didn't you kept shitting only on Sentinels when they were losing and then would add in a cope on how EG would do better.

Marzino

they've stayed consistent or have won their games more than the other teams so they deserved the spot, If not then they would still be up there

-Aspas +dephh

Every month a famous person that I watch or know from somehow gets outed or get Allegedly acussed of something heinous. Does being Famous come with a price or something?????

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

I have an Idea that it is ON SPECULATION Nzr, Since there was talk about player conflict and now there's a deleted post from the account that qoute "In regard to the moment in which this was communicated to the player, we want to clarify it was not planned. The way it happened was a mistake, which is why we publicly apologize to Agustin.", which doesn't make sense since they were doing good with nzr as shown them winning an off-season tournament and it is conflicting to the fact that it was stated to be due to a conflict in the team. But in the end, This is just all speculation

I won't lie, I have an idea who the player who slept with the ex is but saying it just gonna make another rows of unnecessary Lies.

That's true, but somehow its so stupid to insult the team then say it was never about the team

-(Insert team) Fan makes a dumb statement
-"(Insert team) is dogshit" says the hater
-fan reply with "why does everyone (insert team) they're cool"
-"It's never the player but the fans" says the hater

Then why insult the Team?????

Why are People confused when sentinels are playing well,, they're acting like sentinels have never been good before

It's Joever, 159 overall

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

But if I continue with this, somewhere in the future I would become a prostate doctor for someone in the pro scene

Thanks, Only memorized the main components and just Decide the last 30 pages as not important

Is it me or does having to read 60 pages worth of content from a medical book kinda unfair just for it to be a 20 question quiz. I would ask for specific for what to study but the professor is kinda scary ngl.

The test is in 3 hours and I have only done 7 pages. How cooked am I??

Edit:Holy fuck, I reread the total pages and it's 159 overall what the fuck just for 20 questions

Not wrong, Even her wall becomes useless if you throw it too far and it lands in a corner

is it bad that I think shes better on attack, her stalling and traps are the best for post plant

somehow life doesn't suck if you use her grenade as a support tool and not as a raze nade.

out of china, somehow the 3rd seed looked the best looking in the matches. Surprising though, thought FPX would dominate but it can't be help since the two top teams from shanghai is in the same group

I can't believe i'm starting to enjoy deadlock more than my main (cypher). I got her in my account when she got released but she was really bad then but now all of her kit just seems more fun, Even if her traps are the worst at holding something it does make sense since her kit is to stall as much time. Back then I would've cursed this agent to hell, but now I don't since I just dont play her similar to a cypher anymore and also because I don't suck at using her.

There is this take always that I see especially on youtube, tiktok and IG that Tenz would be better if he was on Jett. I already don't like it because those days are behind him now and this isn't 2021 where he can just Kill everyone like he used to, but man I feel a guilty pleasure because I do want to see him play Jett atleast one time just to see how good he is still but I know he's not gonna be better and also it's not possible unless there's a roster change for it to happen

He talks like hes being dubbed over, dafuq??!

Doesn't seem like a PC problem, maybe your ingame settings isn't turned high or atleast try seeing the nvidia control panel if its on Quality mode

The West have fallen, Billions must get grouped

I hope you got money or atleast are using a high spec pc

G2 just lost the pistol. Its so Joever, Just throw away the whole roster because we can already see EDG won.

Ong?

Tbf They were 3rd seed, I think everyone's attention was more on EDG and FPX.

So I'm still at the gym rn and saw that Trace 2-1 Lev. Is China gonna fuck everyone up in the next year or two, or is NA region cooked right now? I expected this to be a close game from both sides while Aspas clutches up but what I didn't expect was for trace to win. I guess G2 and Sentinels are gonna be the next victims soon

This happened on Madrid but we won with a massive disadvantage in the grandfinals. Regardless of cope, I hope it would be a banger game like always

I did not take into account of the missing ones, It seems I have made poor judgement. I will instead try and offer 3 lasasgna treys for Hiko to comeback instead, I can make a delicious parmesan sauce

It would be Goated if Hiko came back to 100T and save this team from being unable to win. My Goat, I would give EVERYONE's soul except mine on VLR just for you to comeback

Do you know the IRL Gecco makes music too, Go listen to the Blonde album

It's our turn to have the good scheduling now. The past tournaments have all been really early or in the midnight with the exception of APAC

I can already see a team of underdogs winning. Both GenG and Fnatic just got beaten which means the big bad aren't all that powerful, I will come back to this post because I know a chinese team is gonna be winning it all or atleast an underdog. I can already see all the mickey mouse threads that are about to be made

ALSO EDG wins against G2
AND LEV wins against Trace with Aspas clutching up wins

Edit: Holy fuck I have been wrong in both predictions ,what the fuck.

7-5 start is a bit bad if they won pistol but overall I think they can still win

I knew then and there that they were cooked. Sick atleast was able to be consistent though, I miss that dude

Actually only right take

Same, I was there when Kenpeki was in the roster. It was the wildest timeline to have happened

Smart fellas too, They save up on Shampoo

I'm a sen fan. I'm gonna say the biggest cope, and that is Sentinels are gonna pull a madrid where they lose the first match against geng and win the 2nd more important match. But unironically though, I would love it if FPX were the one to upset GenG.

I feel like they could definitely do great, Somewhere at the level of DRX though

I don't want any of these two teams to go out but they don't stand a chance against GenG, thats the worst part

Inshallah we are cooked, After FPX game is a match against GENG. Tbh the only time when sen shines most is when no one believes in em. Call me a MMA grappler the way im coping so hard rn.

VLR yapping happens everytime a game on vct happens dude. Except when G2 plays, no one really cares about them,.