Asphyxia
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Registered: April 12, 2021
Last post: March 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Hey u spelled it wrong. It's ChupappiWardell.

posted about 3 years ago

Ratio

posted about 3 years ago

Surprisingly not that untrue. A little exaggerated. But NA sometimes feel too safe with the status quo which can lead to their downfall.

posted about 3 years ago

^^^ lmfao

posted about 3 years ago

Eh true. But I think they still look the most decent out of all of them. Most of the chinese teams look ehh though.

posted about 3 years ago

Hey I don't have a CR flair... yet.

posted about 3 years ago

#CRWIN.

And then Nth qualfiy through LCQ. Beating GE match one and then Totoro gaming and then Nuturn. They will show the Seoldam diff. This continues to Champions. Tearing Vision Strikers apart. Destroying the Red Dragons. And defeating the fallen Sentinels to qualify for Grand Finals.

But then they realize... oh the raccoon. They stutter. They feel numb after seeing Neth's hawt face and then Munchkin sits on their face. The other 5 proceed to play the match with Munchkin on Astell's face. CR proceed to win 2-1 with a close 42-40 match on Haven. Neth begins a only fans career after this and he proceeds to retire from Valorant.

posted about 3 years ago

Yea. I feel sorry for Gambit to be dropped into the lower bracket so early.

posted about 3 years ago

This one's funny

posted about 3 years ago

D:

posted about 3 years ago

None of the teams are that good. But Totoro Gaming is probably the only decent team.

posted about 3 years ago

One of the hidden gems of this website.

posted about 3 years ago

lmfao this is a thread from a while back. I just wanted to bring it back bc it's hilarious.

posted about 3 years ago

Okay seriously, there is this boy who i keep texting all the time. i always text him first, almost every day. i keep asking him to play games, but he kept making excuses for him to not play with me, and he STILL keeps ignoring me as if hes not interested.
So today he finally joined a game with me. We played a game, and i was begging him to vc. We vc'd a little and when the game ended he told me he has to leave again giving an excuse.
How can i tell him that im interested in him?

Like, dont get me wrong, he is so pretty ngl, but i just dont want to look too desperate

posted about 3 years ago

Sorry. It is not one of my 15 alts.

posted about 3 years ago

D:

posted about 3 years ago

Bren best team. Bren win Masters.

posted about 3 years ago

Leo

posted about 3 years ago

gg go next.

posted about 3 years ago

It's fine.

posted about 3 years ago

It actually starts at 9 AM because the broadcast starts at 13:00 GMT. And EST is GMT - 4. So one hour after 8 AM which is the stream broadcast should be when the games start.

posted about 3 years ago

They could theoretically use the name that you use for that time zone. But it takes longer to code. And also sometimes multiple countries have different names for the same timezone.

posted about 3 years ago

When you watch a ton of APAC. lmao. I think these are decent logos though. I don't like the super complicated ones so these aren't my taste. But they are pretty good.

posted about 3 years ago

https://www.vct.gg/news/133151-dont-miss-any-games-the-vct-masters-berlin-schedule
this is a reply to pokedyo's thread.

So... GMT. Means Greenwich Mean Time/Coordinated Universal Time(UTC). So it automatically converts it to your time by adding the amount of hours off it is from GMT/UTC. So if you are EST. Then it should be GMT - 4 and so on.

posted about 3 years ago

Salt Esports

posted about 3 years ago

I am Okin.

ez for Okin.

posted about 3 years ago

OCE and NA are in the same circuit technically.

posted about 3 years ago

ありがとうございます!!!

posted about 3 years ago

I still remember you from Valorant Curios I think. I remember people calling you that dude from that video. But glad to see that you're still doing well. Hope to see you land on a great team in the near future. Or Immortals get a more structured and steady team for you to frag out on.

posted about 3 years ago

These are genuinely some of the most fun teams to watch. So Idky someone downvoted me. I guess it's because none of these are conventional picks but GEN.G honestly did have some interesting ways they played before they mess shit up on attack.

posted about 3 years ago

#CRWIN

posted about 3 years ago

Who is Purest?

posted about 3 years ago

Interesting.

posted about 3 years ago

Better than yours.

posted about 3 years ago

NA - GEN.G
EU - GUILD
TR - SMB
CIS - GAMBIT
OCE - Wildcard
BR - FURIA
LATAM - KRU
KR - TNL
JP - NTH
IND - GE
CN - TOTORO
SEA - PRX

posted about 3 years ago

Circuit points. Because it's already half way through the year. And I'm guessing there still are import rules just like LoL where you have to have at least 3 native or naturalized players.

posted about 3 years ago

Am I Asphyxia? Who is Asphyxia? Who is Chupappi Wardell?

posted about 3 years ago

It is so cringe. That's exactly why I chose it.

posted about 3 years ago

Group A:
Vision Strikers and SuperMassive Blaze
Vision Strikers have done some amazing pick ups in the form of BuZz and MaKo which are phenomenal Jett and Viper players respectively. And SuperMassive Balls can just shove their red dragon balls down Acend's mouth can't do shit.

Group B:
Vivo Keyd and Zeta Divison
Vivo Keyd will have the Heat Jett cosplay buff. Heat Jett cosplay literally too op. And Zeta Division have the drip logo.

Group C:
Crazy Raccoon and 100 Thieves
Crazy Raccoon wins every time because 7v5 ez. But 100T have a wife buff so that carries them for a little until they meet CR but then they qualify through lower bracket.

Group D:
F4Q and Bren
FiveK is the hottest man alive. So rooting for him either way. And if Bren has one million fans. I am one of them. If Bren has one hundred fans. I am one of the hundred. If Bren has one fan. I am that fan. If Bren has no fans. I do not exist. If the world is against Bren. I am against the world.

posted about 3 years ago

Ok. It'll prob be mixed rosters. But the hope is that the scenes will not be divided soon at least. But female talent is most definitely possible as long as riot advocates for it.

posted about 3 years ago

3-5 years. When new talent develops. If Riot supports Female pro play from the start. It should only take that amount of time for them to start competing well with top teams. 3 years to probably have some small talent. 5 years to be competing regularly. At least that should be the goal.

posted about 3 years ago

Crazy Raccoon don't even need to be in Japan to dominate. They move to OCE and then Ravage on the poor souls to gain their masters slot.

posted about 3 years ago

It'll be very hyped. But I don't think it'll break records yet. The reason being that. It's still growing. And it will be for a while. I think in 2023 it'll start becoming incredibly large.

posted about 3 years ago

this seems good.

posted about 3 years ago

YES NOT JUST CRAZY RACCOON. ALL OF THEM. ALL THE CRAZY RACCOONS. RACCOONS ARE THE MOST LIKELY TO HAVE RABIES AND THEY ONLY LIVE IN NA.

LOOK NA PEOPLE. CRAZY RACCOONS ALREADY LIVING RENT FREE IN YOUR MIND.

posted about 3 years ago

Really good idea. Ping might be a problem. But other than that. This should be very good.

posted about 3 years ago

CR would do fine honestly. At least make ro8 prob. Maybe even into the closed qualfier. CR are not that bad. No matter what anyone says. A top tier team in any region. Is still really good even if the region is pretty bad.

CR currently have a very smart way of running their 7 man comp and they seem to have rethought their whole entire strategy when it comes to this game. They might actually have nailed it on how to run a 7 man roster. This is a team that is pretty strong. But not Berlin ready.

jkjk ez for the SINGULAR RACCOON. THE 7 OF THEM COMBINE AND MERGE TO CREATE THE ALMIGHTY RACCOON.

posted about 3 years ago
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