AlfaThunderCockeroni
Flag: Brazil
Registered: May 9, 2024
Last post: October 22, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Posts: 29

not a single person said trembolona, he might be the goat

posted 1 month ago

bizerra is transphobic and srn is misogynistic:

https://x.com/ikylonobu88516/status/1747273718349562106

the scene continues to go downhill and nothing changes

posted 2 months ago

https://x.com/ikylonobu88516/status/1747273718349562106

srn being misogynistic

in the video srn call the streamer a "bitch" which in portuguese is a pretty bad word to say and then tell her to "shut up", i guesse the community sometimes just close their eyes to stuff (bizerra is wrong too btw)

posted 2 months ago

dort is fucking dumb

posted 2 months ago

fart

posted 2 months ago

fart

posted 2 months ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk funniest comment in a while

posted 2 months ago

fart

posted 2 months ago

fart

posted 2 months ago

fart

posted 2 months ago

2g is a sick name and the astronaut + purple is sick also, but i do agree that the logo could use some work

posted 2 months ago

zin is literally "lil" so like cauanzin is like "lil cauan"

zera is cuz coldzera is the goat

posted 2 months ago

Brasil is a good and big country, there are absolute lunatics and nice people, thanks to everyone that cheered for 2g, those guys deserve, they played good honest valorant, and from today to the future, without saadhak in Brasil, zap is my undisputed favorite igl, lets goooooooooooooooooooo

(also just ignore lunatics and weirdos, we brazilians do too lkkkkkkkkk)

posted 2 months ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk olha esse cara vei

posted 5 months ago

i dont know about you but i feel like this year is the weirdest year in matter of best team and matches

i feel like the gekko meta + the new nerfs and buffs can make this the weirdest year in valo competitive, even sen won something

loud is kinda bad (even tho i think they will come back to form with pANcada), fnatic is kinda bad (leo is sick or something), prx is kinda bad, i know that gen.g is really good and it is cool to see asia representation, but i feel like every team this year is just underwhelming

yay retiring, aspas trying to carry those melons from lev, and much more stuff is making this year feel kinda odd to me, i dont know

all i know is that ch0t is fraud

posted 5 months ago

he is just HIM, trust me

posted 6 months ago

L + best igl in the world + bili bili

posted 6 months ago

they lost against bili bili, thats a pretty cool achievement i think

posted 6 months ago

NRGπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 6 months ago

in saadhak we trustπŸ™πŸ™

posted 6 months ago

have we ever had FNC x PRX before, i dont remember, would be fire tho

posted 7 months ago

supposing every team could be in playoffs, what are some expected picked matches?

like for example, for me, FNATIC x GEN.G with FNATIC picking GEN.G would be absolute banger of a match
(would still be 2x1 GEN.G however)

posted 7 months ago

thats not the point, moron

but yea fuck double p (pedo panccπŸ˜‚)

posted 7 months ago

I FUCKING LOVE EGG πŸ₯š I LOVE EGG πŸ₯š I LOVE EGG πŸ₯š
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I FUCKING LOVE EGG πŸ₯š I LOVE EGG πŸ₯š I LOVE EGG πŸ₯š
I FUCKING LOVE EGG πŸ₯š I LOVE EGG πŸ₯š I LOVE EGG πŸ₯š

posted 7 months ago

lemon1 worse than qck, brother is WASHED

posted 7 months ago

egg doesnt speak mandarin

posted 7 months ago

same day as navi and team secret, fucking dumbass

posted 7 months ago

trembo is actually brain dead

posted 7 months ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 7 months ago