ASTEROIDCHILD
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Registered: August 15, 2021
Last post: November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Posts: 2565
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turns out it's easy to write articles when you follow the same exact template and wording every single day

posted about 2 years ago

bad players complain because they learned crosshair placement but don't know how to microadjust to a croucher so they feel robbed lol

source: used to be me

posted about 2 years ago

tons of orgs photoshop the heads of new players onto bodies they already have, the head is clearly diff

posted about 2 years ago

defending sex pests to own the virtue signalers epically

posted about 2 years ago

i almost feel like NRG went all in on getting saadhak and now that they aren't they're in a weird spot lmaoo

posted about 2 years ago

me which is why i posted it

posted about 2 years ago

https://twitter.com/Dasnerth/status/1704936148546544087

queued with the guy that streamsnipes every single game, lied about queueing with him, then blamed streamers for not having delay

????

what is blud doing lol mad embarrassing no

posted about 2 years ago

they wouldn't focus on their own sites sadly

posted about 2 years ago

i used to watch forsen religiously during the hearthstone era. somehow his chat has retained the same sense of humor since 2014
and not in a good way

posted about 2 years ago

tbh i respect the yay glaze but also i feel like you can acknowledge that he's more of a system player than some other top players. i definitely think MOST would struggle similarly, but some players are also just more comfortable playing in a chaotic, poorly managed environment

like if you threw something or aspas in dsg he would probably have done a bit better. not saying he's better than yay, just different styles

posted about 2 years ago

blud is doing switch backside heelflips on it

posted about 2 years ago

oxy is the future

wippie is the past

posted about 2 years ago

they did try aspas

BLIX understands FURIA, Team Liquid, and even some APAC teams were interested in recruiting the Brazilian, however he ultimately agreed on a deal with Leviatán.

posted about 2 years ago

his tierlist is meaningless. it's purely based off of the spreadsheet changes and those are obviously incomplete

posted about 2 years ago

stop the cap, kashimo will have this guy v madara moment

posted about 2 years ago

thank god that fraud got bodied it’s time for KASHIGOAT TO STEP IN

1000 YEAR BINDING VOW CT ABOUT TO TURN HIM INTO ZEUS HIMSELF

posted about 2 years ago

not him lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/16h8kp7/comment/k0ca5oo

2 days before that post with no scrim leak

posted about 2 years ago

there’s a dude on reddit that has been saying the same shit. he also leaked the sr mxm merge a while ago so probably has the same sources (or is the same person lol)

posted about 2 years ago

gotta be this taco -> aspas no

maybe mummay yay as well

posted about 2 years ago

about what most normal people expected tbh

the situation described did happen, but it was a one-off occurrence and slasher made it seem more prevalent than it was

the crazy part is how everyone felt the need to keep repeating that she doesn't deserve a shot when she's said that more than anyone else. gotta get your punches in when you can i guess

posted about 2 years ago

fix your comment pussy

posted about 2 years ago

YO!!!!

YOU ARE A STUPID SACK OF SHIT!!!!!!

https://imgur.com/GY8Ksr7

WRONG MEL BOZO!!!!!

APOLOGIZE AND GROVEL NOW

posted about 2 years ago

Me when I want to provide the most basic level 1 NPC opinion that has never been said on vlr before

posted about 2 years ago

So epic

posted about 2 years ago

wtf do you think blud is going to say "oh yeah its sick"

posted about 2 years ago

my fault for trying to have a meaningful dialogue. in the end indifference is the real killer as usual

posted about 2 years ago

someone who doesn't agree with their ideas but is still tolerant of their existence rather than assisting the transphobes that are actively working to make their lives worse is not the enemy

posted about 2 years ago

since you put it in descending order can we assume that yay's odds are between 25 and 10 @james

posted about 2 years ago

yes george geddes, totally not sexist, making a stand here

nobody forgot how you treated potter you fat sob

posted about 2 years ago

good boy! now type something about money doggy :D

edit: LOOOL

posted about 2 years ago

nachtel's doggy will do any mental gymnastics to not show proof of anything im done

just sit your master isnt here

posted about 2 years ago

post main account doggy woof woof

posted about 2 years ago

post money spread + main account or you're nachtels little doggy

posted about 2 years ago

you got humiliated bro anything else just comes off as desperate

posted about 2 years ago

https://twitter.com/loud_less/status/1704154686507344032

less even learning how to twitter bait like NA players

posted about 2 years ago

chovy kinda insane ngl

posted about 2 years ago

you don't know any player personally to make a judgement on their personality lol

like slasher could be making this shit up, that is 100% possible, but we know literally nothing about how they actually are

posted about 2 years ago

common weankukuz W

posted about 2 years ago

4, some started as smurfs but they all eventually get to the same rank tbh

posted about 2 years ago

i havent seen ANYONE talk about him maybe cuz he's not from NA

Look up R34 valorant to see his clips

posted about 2 years ago

literally who cares, just don't watch him if you think his shit is repetitive. how are mfs getting upset about it

posted about 2 years ago

ever hear the saying if it aint broke don't fix it

mako is literally the only thing not broke about drx, let him stay as the goat he is

posted about 2 years ago

controller and sentinel are kinda like that. you don't need to be a utility goat / incredible with the kit to be a top player

its like how s0m and demon1 are both just insane mechanical players that play controller, but don't really do anything impressive with the kit compared to someone like mako. they're all still top players despite that

another comparison is alfajer and nats

posted about 2 years ago

ah that's valid lol

posted about 2 years ago

why are the indian fans so mad, i thought they wouldn't support GE if they didn't have at least 1 indian player

posted about 2 years ago

thought they were getting texture

posted about 2 years ago

they forgot to realize that nobody gives a fuck about them as individuals and only use them as a living news feed xd

posted about 2 years ago

i mean the reality is they want to feel part of an inner circle. its a very cringe human nature thing to want to be part of a cool exclusive thing

posted about 2 years ago

i was hoping for this but that fraud wippie is getting nepo hired

posted about 2 years ago
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