ASTEROIDCHILD
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Registered: August 15, 2021
Last post: November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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https://escaleirex.github.io/AVL-Watch-Party-Tool/Chat

made by a guy on reddit, just enter streamer name u want at the bottom and it overlays it for you

pc only im guessing

posted about 2 years ago

>enter valorant with old ibp squad
>pick up korean import from overwatch
>force him to offrole and name change for no reason
>drop korean player
>pick up t2 na roster
>accomplishes nothing
>trade players with c9 for a different korean
>pick up ANOTHER korean import from japan
>say fuck you to remaining 2 na players
>BRING BACK THE FIRST KOREAN IMPORT
>fuck it bring in ANOTHER korean overwatch player with ZERO valorant experience
>full team is korean we go pacific
>ok team but no results
>drop 2 players pick up a top talent and a promising player
>pick up indonesian CS player???
>pick up t2 NA player???
>7 man roster
>the two on the bench are k1ng and xeta
>beat edg anyway lol

posted about 2 years ago

that response has mad creeper vibes lol. "lots of asian women unfairly pushed in the scene, but dont worry! ur one of the GOOD ones!"

posted about 2 years ago

k1ng is a GOAT
izu looks like the future star of apac
if one isnt playing its gigatroll

posted about 2 years ago

moron tried to do the both sides bad and got clowned LMFAOO this site is not that bad after all

posted about 2 years ago

who the fuck is the starting 5 😭😭😭😭 t1 what are you cooking

posted about 2 years ago

with dep back they are gonna be kinda cracked no
all 5 players can finally shoot back. idk what to think of carlao but at the least, he can add some of that americas playstyle to make them less slow and more active

posted about 2 years ago

playing premier and rolling these 3-4k hour frauds is too entertaining

their brains malfunction when they see someone that can aim and has like 10% of their playtime clapping them up

never been called a hacker before in valorant, in cs i hear it like every other game LOL

posted about 2 years ago

he's transitioned from the prodigy wonderchild to the wise leader figure for a team of cracked new gen zoomers

still good but nowhere near his peak

posted about 2 years ago

you're right, being this unfunny deserves something worse than cancelling. dude needs the guillotine fr

posted about 2 years ago

Coughing baby vs Coughing baby

posted about 2 years ago

he's so calm no matter what

posted about 2 years ago

even tho it wasn't the full roster this match was entertaining as hell
FB did decent for his debut match on an offrole!

posted about 2 years ago

Just become eminem, he's uncancellable

posted about 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/PpLq1bgbb38?si=B5Km0_mL5jEJfgaA&t=61

she's in the OG steel vs bogdan's law clip 💀💀

posted about 2 years ago

nobody has ever agreed on this in the history of any video game ever, it is the most who cars topic of all time

posted about 2 years ago

imagine you coulda got sayf but instead you got w0ppie

posted about 2 years ago

w0ppie

posted about 2 years ago

me when twitch streamer has subgoals for subathon :O

posted about 2 years ago

#sacydidnothingwrong

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/171hh63/ten_valorant_invitational_rosters/

bruh who the fuck is FLASHBACK 💀💀💀💀
its off season so who cars but ive never heard this name in my life LMAO

posted about 2 years ago

bingo

posted about 2 years ago

AHAHAHA i know this guy he's been banned for cheating so many times and was denied appeal every time

posted about 2 years ago

basic context clues say people were probably alleging that she's not

posted about 2 years ago

cyapper

posted about 2 years ago

Rest in peace

posted about 2 years ago

Gotta keep my cool and mysterious image sorry

posted about 2 years ago

that's a very reasonable take imo

posted about 2 years ago

it was reasonable to call them the best team itw after tokyo
but the whole "untouchable" "perfect team" "nobody is even close" was sooo fucking overcooked lmao, the ego was unreal

posted about 2 years ago

skill issue

posted about 2 years ago

i see this take mostly directed at c0m and i kinda get it, it's just so unbelievable that a player goes from below mid to world class
that said sudden improvement isn't unheard of and it could be the case with him, but i understand the doubt

posted about 2 years ago

nt im still alive

posted about 2 years ago

you bait = you die irl

mine: seoldam is still a good player dfm was just a joke team with no strats he was fed to the wolves

posted about 2 years ago

The Lotus Incident

posted about 2 years ago

this game was pretty funny on stream, they were throwing the lead and he was getting more and more tilted

posted about 2 years ago

i fuck with it

posted about 2 years ago

lawyer pulling up like he's gonna do anything 😭😭😭😭 my goat about to get one tapped

posted about 2 years ago

why pancada name delpan
there was a cracked 1.6 player with that name but idk if its a reference or not

posted about 2 years ago

wraith portal from apex

posted about 2 years ago

Michael Jordan = TenZ (goat)
LeMickey = ScreaM (fraud)
Kareem = FNS (old)
Magic = ANGE1 (old)
Kobe = Sinatraa (doesn't understand consent)
Larry Bird = y0y (best white player)
Bronny = Derke (relevant because of his fathers)

posted about 2 years ago

whats your method for staying sane in this game of freakshows

me personally i go in expecting to lose every game. if i win its a big surprise if i lose it met expectations

honestly idgaf if my team sucks ass, people are just soo fucking weird i just want to play with normal humans T___T

posted about 2 years ago

blud is just rolling a dice and naming combinations

posted about 2 years ago

yea they got some petty beef but the thing is nobody gives a fuck about either of them LMAO

y0y got dragged into this because he's a big name and free ammunition for this clown

posted about 2 years ago

these are just normal interview responses lol

posted about 2 years ago

notes

  • they picked up y0y without scrimming (not new for bleed, same with sscary and nephh)
  • egoist breaking expectations in prac, will be the goat in 2024
  • y0y will be duelisting
  • they talked to y0y about DSG before signing, concluded that it was mostly out of his control
  • big pull factor was y0y wanted to work with LEGIJA because of prev. cs connects
  • surprised them with his aggressive play in scrims

https://youtu.be/GNUPjPvt5Y8?si=XIM5em26UV0FK2Sd

posted about 2 years ago

that video is interesting because it shows how contextual identity is
i bet that guy finds it hard to consider himself japanese because japan is so inherently insular and homogenous
whereas someone who was born and raised in america or canada would have no problems calling themself american or canadian

posted about 2 years ago

“I wanted a new challenge. Watching the APAC and China games, their unique VALORANT style intrigued me. I wanted to experience it to develop my game. With all the financial drama in NA, moving to Singapore seemed right,” yay said in a press release.

https://valo2asia.com/bleed-esports-unveil-yay-signing/

posted about 2 years ago
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