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So, pre-shower I was sitting on the toilet taking a biiiiiiig shit. Like there was a lot, AND it had a clean wipe so I thought I was good to get in the shower. Stepped and started doing what I had to do in there. Next thing ya know I started to feel a disturbance in the force down there and just assumed it was gas. As I felt it more, I could tell that something solid was getting ready to leave my butt. I was under the assumption that since I just had that successful shit before the shower that there was no way there could be anything more than like a pebble that was just left behind. So I just did a half squat and let it go. Shit. A whole fucking nother log slammed onto my shower floor and pancaked into a pile. I had no idea what do to, I wasn't gonna touch that shit with my hands. So I cupped my hands together to catch the stream of water coming out of the faucet and tried to jet it at the pile of shit in hope I could wash it down the drain. It took forever, and I ended up clogging the shower drain since shit doesn't go down there.