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REGION
Bronzil : Trash region even Loud won’t save you guys
JP : Trash region KEKW crazy racoons always first to get knocked out in LAN
South Asia : even the word trash isn’t enough to describe you guys, reminder : PRX 26-3 GE
OCE : Imagine some unsigned meme team called Bonkers win everyone in your region. That’s how much of a joke your region is.
KR : Literal definition of one team region but that one team can’t even win shit on LAN lost to G2 btw KEKW
Teams
Sentinels : Fell off not even top 5 NA anymore
Guard : Overhyped from beating trash teams like EG, real T1 teams like V1 and C9 stomp Guard easily. If you are a “fan” of this team, you are a bandwagon and I’m willing to bet you only heard of them since 2 weeks ago.
OpTic : Same like Sentinels fell off, imagine losing to X10 and Rise KEKW
100T : Your team is forever doomed no roster change will save it, disbanding is the best solution honestly wasting orgs money
TSM : Mickey Mouse tourney win doesn’t mean anything you lose to trash T3 teams like BBG and AKREW in real VCT tourney KEKW
Acend : Fell off, lost to Guild and barely won G2 and SMB
Team Liquid : Overhyped by cringy ScreaM dick riders definitely won’t qualify for masters
Gambit: Falling off soon sadly imagining losing to a team like FPX and even Liquid play troll comp also managed to get 8-13
KRU : Only fluke run at Champions did nothing for both Iceland and Berlin + lost 26-13 to liquid in the same tourney
Loud : Overhyped by bronzil bandwagons only looking good because they are competing in dogshit region now
Bonkers : meme pug team, first one out on LAN together with Japan
Global Esports : 26-3 by PRX btw
Players
TenZ : one trick jett and can’t even op, only fluke in Iceland because all aim no brain meta at that time. After that choke in every LAN.
Trent : most overhyped of them all. Not even a good sova he’s all aim only. Farmed T3 teams so far but will get exposed soon by C9 and V1. Xeta Derrek even eeiu easily better sova than him.
ScreaM : same like TenZ all aim no brain, one trick also but it’s Reyna instead. Would have lost to Sentinels if he didn’t get backpacked by his team on Breeze.
Shahzam : Only strat known as “TenZ go kill, if TenZ choke we go next”
FNS : Tactical Genius my ass literally got wrecked by Rise and V1 KEKW most overhyped IGL in NA
Shanks : Belongs in T3 only signed by Rise because of his brother poised. Trash matchfixer holding back his team so hard.
Asuna : not even good, bottom 3 duelist in NA challengers even one trick TenZ better than him