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CanadaMan

Hi losers, I was too busy flying in my private jet going from Tokyo back to Toronto over the weekend to see who won the games over the weekends. Can someone tell me who won? I don't wanna see no yap just the results.

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cloudberry

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He says, from desk at his 9-5 office job

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CanadaMan

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bros just jealous of me what can i say hahahah. Cant talk much though, getting back on the jet to go meet with Bleed owner to talk about buying the org.

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The vct coaches beat m4 1-0 yesterday

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CanadaMan

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ah yes, mce personally texted me about that this morning! I got quite a laugh

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The TMV funds don't even cover your bus fairs lil bro

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CanadaMan

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TMV is not worthy enough to pay me lol, I made my riches on my own, hold up. Im getting a phone call on my iPhone 16 Pro Max

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Hi, you was the Canadian bum who was being deported back to Canada for beating a man to death in Japan, for him saying that 02 was his waifu and noy your?

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CanadaMan

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no, I was in Tokyo meeting with Shigeru Ishiba, the prime minister. I also met with the head of Nintendo Japan.

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were you the guy who made Nintendo switch: 2

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CanadaMan

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I didn't "make" the "Nintendo Switch 2" I just helped in the design and marketing process.

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Prasinos

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Next time you see him, ask for this bum traslate Nintendo games to portuguese or I will fucking continue to piracy his games.

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CanadaMan

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Online piracy and counterfeiting of Nintendo's video game products is illegal. We hope to enlist your support for intellectual property protection and, with your help, reduce video game piracy worldwide. We appreciate your support in the battle against piracy.

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Prasinos

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Don't worry, me and my group will piracy Nintendo games 20x more, so instead of 20 people piracying Nintendo, will be only 1 🤯.
Math.

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you can literally see who won by clicking 2 buttons, also when is next stream?

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CanadaMan

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how tiring. You expect me, a rich man, to lift my fingers for anything other than counting money? Also next stream probably saturday

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how are you texting?

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CanadaMan

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I do not make money by going to the "matches" tab on vlr, however texting leads to money making opportunities.