I played ValoSim for 4 seasons. Here's the results

Just sharing my results, because I wrote them down as I was doing running the simulation and now I have nowhere else to put them

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Season 1: 2025
LOUD
saadhak cauanzin tuyz pANcada
Pre-season: -tuyz +penny +Will (sub)
After kickoff: -Will
After split 1: -penny +jzz

Split 2: 2nd
Season record: 4-7
Champions - Paris: 13-16th

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Season 2: 2026
Team Liquid
nAts Keiko Mistic Enzo Harmii
Pre-season: -Mistic -Enzo -Harmii +saadhak +Jamppi +Sayonara

Kickoff: 1st
Masters 1 - Istanbul: 2nd
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mumbai: 7-8th
Split 2: 3rd
Season record: 8-3
Champions - New York: 12-16th

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Season 3: 2027
Team Liquid
Keiko Jamppi nAts saadhak Sayonara

Kickoff: 5-6th
Stage 1: 4th
Stage 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - London: 5-6th

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Season 4: 2028
Team Vitality
Elite sh1n TakaS Akai
-TakaS +tomaszy +benjyfishy

Kickoff: 5-6th
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mexico City: 7-8th
Split 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - Buenos Aires: 5-6th

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Season 5: 2029
Movistar KOI
Full rebuild
+Elite +splash +Lar0k +Loita +Jamppi

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Ridiculous Signings

AG Flashback (2027)
NOVA TenZ (2027)
ZETA Meteor (2027)
MIBR zekken (2027)
SPG jawgemo (2027)
WOL Zyppan (2027)
KC Polvi (2027)
2G eeiu (2027)
LOUD C0M (2027)
PRX SugarZ3ro (2027)
C9 Xeppaa (2027)
KC Nivera (2027)
FNC koldamenta (2027)
2G s0m (2028)
LOUD N4RRATE (2028)
FUR trexx (2028)
SEN icy (2028)
EG FNS (2028)
KOI dephh (2028)
M8 Foxy9 (2029)
RRQ Less (2029)
GX Sayf (2029)
TS jawgemo (2029)
GE Meteor (2029)

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Weird Rosters

APK 2026: Leo MiniBoo hype kaajak avez
BBL 2027: Derke Cloud xeus Brave marteen
KOI 2027: Sayf kamo ScreaM qw1 Freyy
SEN 2027: Sato johnqt Derrek curry fznnn
G2 2027: leaf icy RgLMeister Dantedeu5 Boostio
MIBR 2028: OXY zekken keznit Rossy Apoth
LOUD 2028: aspas C0M N4RRATE Less Khalil
GX 2028: cNed hiro Kicks Famsii nAts
FUR 2028: FNS nzr jzz frz Dawn
EG 2028: Cryo mwzera trent trexx Pa1nt
2G 2028: s0m eeiu xand mNdS Tacolilla
GE 2028: primmie stax JitBoyS Jerry NOBITA
NOVA 2028: TenZ Life Smoggy Haodong hyperlink
FNC 2028: Shao Jemkin Alfajer waddle harambe

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Notable Retirees

2026: Zellsis Kr1stal c4Lypso Kiles ShahZaM
2027: Boaster JessieVash crazyguy ShadoW wippie Redgar Nismo zeddy Egoist WARDELL L1NK ZE1SH
2028: vanity Melser ardiis o0o0o nukkye paTiTek wackie Akame yoman BABYBAY

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Is this technically Off Topic? Idk

what is valosim

share your goat meter ^_^ im midway 2027

1. kai
2. grubinho
3. rossy
4. primmie
5. karon

when you're like 5 seasons in do you notice a bunch of random chinese AI generated names with insane potential and cheap contracts popping up
yeah i took advantage of this
BLG won 5 masters and a champs in 3 years, went 11-0 for three regular seasons in a row
some guy named bobetincelle is a top 8 player rn

I won every trophy after season 3 so i quit

I won second masters with EG
Ratings doesn't make sense. Eg cleared everyone.
G2 went winless during regular season.
a lot of things that needs to change.

Guys I just wanted to point out that MIBR won Champs in 2028 with a core of OXY, zekken, and keznit

in my second season, i ended up 0-11 with NRG, then i go to gentle mates and made the roster:
suygetsu, ardiis, palla, woot, sayonara
and won kickoff, both splits, masters 2 and champions lmfao

bro i just had a game go to 34-32 LMAO
boostio went 29-50 idk why hes such a bot in this game

Yeah ratings are broken.

I just went into the DB and edited alot of values myself, it was so stupid

Ridiculous Signings
C9 Xeppaa (2027)

😭😭😭😭

Jitboys won every MVP in my first year(he has 10 ovr less than primmie), but somehow Suygetsu won Player of the Year 🤣🤣🤣