after everyone called me weird for coming out as a tree-pisser i kinda left it,
but i was sad, until yesterday,
when tyson "t0nz" n go's gamer spirit passed away, it revealed itself to me in a dream,
and he said:
"if you really are t0nz-sexual, you must also be a true tree-pisser, wake you idiot and resume the pissing on the trees"
and so i went, i woke up immediately in the middle of the night, pushed aside the (unrelated) empty grappa bottles, and went back to my tree, it was clearly waiting for me:
so dry, so cold, so sad...
it had honestly been a long time since i had experienced such relief,
and it changed me, i now firmly believe this might be my calling in life, my reason to be
i felt happy and satisfied, so i went back to bed, but as soon as i closed my eyes, t0nz called again,
and he said:
"let them know, let them know the crazy thing about this game, let them know it can't be pro play without me"
and i will:
apeks vs pcfc truth:
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.