“I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
ok but
"Melsers got the spike! its all the way in heaven and hes dropped it! THATS THE SPIKE! The overheat moment! The postioning what a blunder what a whiff! Its match point for them-NO WAY [YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME]!! HE DIES OF FALL DAMAGE!! This is absolutley absurd. Ive never seen anything like that"
Nah this gotta be #1
"Frozen, like the movie, Biden stared into the gloomy, bony hands of the star he once knew. Those hands could conquer kingdoms, 3-0ing Ardiis in the VCT Americas Finals and holding the trophy that many fat men and anorexic boys bled hours to compete for. BLG, commonly known as Biden’s Little Gamers, had done the impossible, upsetting da best.
And yet, they could not conquer death. The skeleton, the lack of voice from his adorable, mewling kitten LOUD LESS – it painted a far bleaker picture for Biden than he could ever imagine."
From Sousou no Biden