?? Calling all Valorant addicts! ??

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CanadaMan

🔥🎮 Calling all Valorant addicts! 🎮🔥

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered that playing Valorant is the most effective way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Turns out, dodging Jett's knives is excellent practice for dodging those undead munchers!

💥 Forget cardio, just clutch a round in Valorant! 💥 Who needs a gym membership when you've got spike plants to defuse and enemies to outsmart? 💪

🚀 And in other news, Sova mains have officially been declared the best at hide-and-seek. We swear, they could find Waldo in a crowd of clones!

🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness

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Psion

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canadaman what in the hell

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CanadaMan

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Im just bored at work, sorry I'll do better next time :(

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Psion

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no its fine man, i just didn't expect this LMFAO

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LMAO

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Psion

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can u please ask TMV to do a video on EMEA ascension, its the only part of VCT tier 1 & 2 i haven't paid any attention to

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CanadaMan

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Ok I will tell him now, I will even put it in a video for him

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Psion

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yay :D

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CanadaMan

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his response was "hahaha maybe when ascension starts yes"

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Psion

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fuck

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uwukitten

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so you pay attention to china's tier 2? 🗿

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Psion

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no but idc abt it

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ButterflyEffect23

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the most mentally stable valorant player

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CanadaMan

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This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.

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Tryeue2

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are you now the new spongebob?

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CanadaMan

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my pants aren't square

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but you are yellow?

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CanadaMan

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what does this mean?

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Tryeue2

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what other significant feature does sp0ngeb0b have apart from being yellow and square

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CanadaMan

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holes everywhere, buck ass teeth, loud, lives in a pineapple under the sea

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Tryeue2

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he's british?

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ButterflyEffect23

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he fucks Sandy the squirrel

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racism

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ArtemisZ083

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Help me , when is the next night market?

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CanadaMan

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bro got lost on vlr lmao

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Tryeue2

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idk bro 😭 make a post

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Zerphyr1

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canadaman is the new s4s?

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geospliced

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<3 <3 <3

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter

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yea ur not mastering neon ggs

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CanadaMan

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I laterally am though

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter

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u ain't foolin no one lil bro, show me a clip within half an hour of u hitting that sliding headshot

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CanadaMan

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Im at work bozo

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see u faltered

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CanadaMan

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Ur mom faltered down to her knees

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter

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I was just trying to be wholesome 😔

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CanadaMan

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wholesome -500 😔

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Tryeue2

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Does anyone have any idea when the next night market is coming?

also w flag 🐐

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CanadaMan

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I nned to know RIGHT NOW! When is the next night market coming?

also w flag 🐐

continue thread →

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CookieSir_

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skull x12

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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao

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least brainrot post in vlr: