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🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness

canadaman what in the hell

the most mentally stable valorant player

This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.

Psion [#2]

canadaman what in the hell

Im just bored at work, sorry I'll do better next time :(

CanadaMan [#5]

Im just bored at work, sorry I'll do better next time :(

no its fine man, i just didn't expect this LMFAO

Psion [#6]

no its fine man, i just didn't expect this LMFAO

LMAO

CanadaMan [#7]

LMAO

can u please ask TMV to do a video on EMEA ascension, its the only part of VCT tier 1 & 2 i haven't paid any attention to

Psion [#8]

can u please ask TMV to do a video on EMEA ascension, its the only part of VCT tier 1 & 2 i haven't paid any attention to

Ok I will tell him now, I will even put it in a video for him

CanadaMan [#9]

Ok I will tell him now, I will even put it in a video for him

yay :D

Psion [#8]

can u please ask TMV to do a video on EMEA ascension, its the only part of VCT tier 1 & 2 i haven't paid any attention to

his response was "hahaha maybe when ascension starts yes"

CanadaMan [#11]

his response was "hahaha maybe when ascension starts yes"

fuck

canadaman is the new s4s?

CanadaMan [#4]

This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.

are you now the new spongebob?

Tryeue2 [#14]

are you now the new spongebob?

my pants aren't square

CanadaMan [#15]

my pants aren't square

but you are yellow?

<3 <3 <3

yea ur not mastering neon ggs

butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#18]

yea ur not mastering neon ggs

I laterally am though

Tryeue2 [#16]

but you are yellow?

what does this mean?

CanadaMan [#20]

what does this mean?

what other significant feature does sp0ngeb0b have apart from being yellow and square

CanadaMan [#19]

I laterally am though

u ain't foolin no one lil bro, show me a clip within half an hour of u hitting that sliding headshot

butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#22]

u ain't foolin no one lil bro, show me a clip within half an hour of u hitting that sliding headshot

Im at work bozo

Tryeue2 [#14]

are you now the new spongebob?

Help me , when is the next night market?

Tryeue2 [#21]

what other significant feature does sp0ngeb0b have apart from being yellow and square

holes everywhere, buck ass teeth, loud, lives in a pineapple under the sea

ArtemisZ083 [#24]

Help me , when is the next night market?

bro got lost on vlr lmao

Tryeue2 [#21]

what other significant feature does sp0ngeb0b have apart from being yellow and square

he fucks Sandy the squirrel

CanadaMan [#25]

holes everywhere, buck ass teeth, loud, lives in a pineapple under the sea

he's british?

CanadaMan [#23]

Im at work bozo

see u faltered

ArtemisZ083 [#24]

Help me , when is the next night market?

idk bro 😭 make a post

butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#29]

see u faltered

Ur mom faltered down to her knees

CanadaMan [#31]

Ur mom faltered down to her knees

I was just trying to be wholesome 😔

butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#32]

I was just trying to be wholesome 😔

wholesome -500 😔

CanadaMan [#33]

wholesome -500 😔

Does anyone have any idea when the next night market is coming?

also w flag 🐐

Tryeue2 [#34]

Does anyone have any idea when the next night market is coming?

also w flag 🐐

I nned to know RIGHT NOW! When is the next night market coming?

also w flag 🐐

CanadaMan [#35]

I nned to know RIGHT NOW! When is the next night market coming?

also w flag 🐐

trace winning it all 🇨🇳

skull x12

Tryeue2 [#36]

trace winning it all 🇨🇳

DRG Clears

Tryeue2 [#36]

trace winning it all 🇨🇳

JDG wins Champions gang

CanadaMan [#38]

DRG Clears

🗿

ButterflyEffect23 [#39]

JDG wins Champions gang

id love that but i want trace to do well at an intl event so fucking badly

Psion [#8]

can u please ask TMV to do a video on EMEA ascension, its the only part of VCT tier 1 & 2 i haven't paid any attention to

so you pay attention to china's tier 2? 🗿

uwukitten [#42]

so you pay attention to china's tier 2? 🗿

no but idc abt it

least brainrot post in vlr:

CanadaMan [#20]

what does this mean?

racism