I have it stuck in my head that because the horizontal spray pattern is random at times, Riot Esports tweaks certain players spray pattern randomness to rig games and create story lines. I know that's not what happens but it sounds funny to me.
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o7 John Riot is coming for you.
keep your doors closed at night, just a thought
yup john lorant is under ur bed