I met Zellsis

I live in chicago and yesterday I was at walmart buying fried chicken, I looked across the isle and there was a figure kneeling on the ground with his body trembling. I thought he looked familiar and finally realized, that's my hero zellsis. I walked over to him and found him in tears, I asked why and he burst out sobbing and said "babysasuke called me a fraud". I kneeled next to him and we both began crying until they threw us out.

this story just made me so sad I started crying :/

chicago is too based for zellsis he'd disintegrate if he crossed the city limits 😤

Haha this is a good one

That story was too sad 😭

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that's some 80's p*rn acting there

W script

I could see this happening, I choose to believe this 🙏

True story.

I was the fried chicken

only funny zellsis thread on vlr

lol