Why offseason, why gotta be so long
I told my girl mine is normal size
But she said “I wish you were as long as offseason Valorant”
Oh what can I do to make her happy
I can feel she’s about to break up with me
Oh no I’m gonna be alone
Offseason ruined size perception for my girl
Or rather my ex in 1 week
Oh no what do I do
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Escape this town 🏡⌛️for a little while, oh, oh 😚
'Cause you were Romeo, 🕺I was a scarlet letter 🤫
And my daddy said, 👴 "Stay away from Juliet" 🤬
But you were everything to me 😤
I was begging you, 🙏 "Please, don't go,"😭 and I said 🙋♀️
Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone 🥰
I'll be waiting, 🤤 all there's left to do is run 🏃♀️🏃💨
You'll be the prince 🤴 and I'll be the princess 👸
It's a love story, 💕 baby, just say "Yes" 🥺
I got tired of waiting 🫠
Wondering if you were ever coming around 🤔
My faith in you was fading 🙄
When I met you on the outskirts of town 🫣
And I said, 🙋♀️ "Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone 🥺
I keep waiting ⏳for you but you never come ⌛️
Is this in my head? 😵 I don't know what to think" 😵💫
He knelt to the ground 🧎♂️and pulled out a ring, 💍 and said 🗣️
"Marry me, Juliet, 💒 you'll never have to be alone 😏
I love you, 😍 and that's all I really know 🥰
I talked to your dad, 👴😉go pick out a white dress 👰♀️
It's a love story, 💕 baby, just say 'Yes'" 👩❤️💋👨
OMG My love for riot games is insane! Like you know when you found the right one? combined with your first love? That's how I feel! You know because your first love is usually not the right one and them being together is just crazy! OMG I love them so much I'd do anything for them. But I have complain, Plz bring back old price? 🥺 I want support but price increase has been insane these past few bundles. I mean I will still buy ofc because I'm such a duck rider for you guys 😋 but why no melee in new bundle? But don't get me wrong I'm not hating I love what you're doing! I love when you don't care about what other people think and just do you! You don't even care about what fans think of you guys! Sigh so inspirational 😌 My complain is not a complain tho it's just feedback and I hope you hear me out, but it's also fine when you don't care! Because I love you guys!
8 months ago I think
whatcha yellin' 🗣️ for? 😅
Lay back, 😌 it's all been done before 😕
And if you 🫵 could only 😒
Let it be, 👉👈 you would see 🙄
I like 👍 you the way you are 🥰
When we're 👩❤️👨 drivin' in your car 🚗
And you're 🫵 talkin' to me 👸
One-on-one 👩❤️👨 but you become 😮
Somebody else 👽 'round everyone else 👨👩👧👦
You're watchin' 👀 your back 🫤 like you can't relax 😥
You're tryna be cool, 😏 you look like a fool 🤪 to me 😑 tell me 😭
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? 😩
I see the way you're 😕
Actin' like you're somebody else, ☹️ gets me frustrated 😣
Life's like this, ☹️ you 🫵
And you fall, 😞 and you crawl, 😚 and you break 💔
And you take 😪 what you get and you turn it into 😮💨
Honesty 🤧 and promise me, 🙏 I'm never gonna find you fake it 😥
No, 😠 no, ☹️ no 😔
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