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reasons why yay isnt a goat (sorry yay fans)

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Karmine_Org_WhispeR

Heres why yay isnt a goat

  1. yay has no horns
  2. he is too big; the average goat size is 2.5 ft
  3. He is 25. The average lifespan of a goat is between 15-18 years
  4. He doesn't eat nor probably touch grass
  5. Goats cant speak
  6. Goats have 4 legs yay has 2 arms and 2 legs
  7. doesn't have the same pupils as goats have
  8. he doesnt say meeehhh and instead says boys like jow ardiis says bro all the fucking time every fucking day every fucking hour every fucking minute every fucking second FOR FUCKS SAKES BRO STOP IT BRO, BRO I FUCKING HATE IT BRO FARTPISS PIECE OF SHIT IF I CAUGHT YOU LACKING I BE DOING THEM CHEEKS THE SPANKING 😈😈😈
posted about a year ago
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alecksdesk
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go back to making fanfic please

posted about a year ago
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deluxton
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only a virgin would say something like this

posted about a year ago
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Karmine_Org_WhispeR
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"Only a virgin"

I've heard this everytime I do something amazing.

What is wrong with simply spending all of your life on something useless? Is it even useless? Is having thousands of posts on a site called VLR truly someone who has no life? An incel? Unhinged? Schizo? Autistic? Am I all of them? Yes. But is it to be ashamed of? No. It is far from it. Instead, we should embrace these powers given by us from the gods we worship: Yay, TenZ, and ANGE1. We are ascending to GODHOOD the more we spend time in this site. Every posts, every comment, every thread we make gives us a ladder to climb and claim a view to the divine gaze of Olympus.

You. Are a candidate for the salvation of all human beings on this planet. Enigma did us good with website. The posts we make every second of the day is a slowly palpable pleasure to witness.

I. Myself. Am proud that I am a member of this sanctuary. And I am happy to see this site evolve into a larger spectrum.

Be proud child. We are of higher intellect than these fools who spend their precious time on something else instead of VLR.

posted about a year ago
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CoCloudy
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the offseaons is hitting users hard 💀💀

posted about a year ago
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Kirya
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y0y

posted about a year ago
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soraol
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lmao

posted about a year ago
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