Plat Chat is on the goo

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SquareMars

List of things that make 0 sense to me

The Kru LCQ run, VCT Americas Power rankings throughout every week (REMEMBER FURIA #1?), their preds on PRX during Masters Tokyo, 100T during Lock In preds, Cloud9's roster changes going into the regular season, 2022 reykjavik where Guard beat Optic yet they put Optic higher anyway, Bren putting EDG above PRX because of a scrim today, Sean Gares saying Loud is gonna win champions after getting destroyed at Masters with Aspas NOT SCRIMMING DURING THE FREE TIME, everyone just throwing FUT at 15th because they don't like their comps despite them being better than both Giants and NAVI, Plat Chat also just throws all of the China teams except for EDG at the bottom for next to no reason and give no fucks to tell us why even though Bilibili was one round away from pushing a Bo5 against EDG to map 5 with EDG having a two map ban advantage. Predicting OPTC to win iceland despite bombing out of Champions the previous year.

This podcast lowkey kinda sucks

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LyCan52

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allat break it down to 4 words

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LyCan52

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hey explain in 4 words 😡

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SquareMars

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Ur a brain dead NAVI fan why would I actually take my time to please you

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LyCan52

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reported

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SquareMars

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oh no what ever will I do without vlr.gg

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aylez

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allat + plat for a reason :>

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kirrans

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allat + i'm twerking my big oiled ass rn

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nutab1e

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reported for taking views away from boaster

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nutab1e

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I'll tell your asylum officer to stop forcing you to listen 🗿

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Some things I can agree and some I disagree.Optic bombing out of champsion because of the curse.that it

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SquareMars

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That's crazy because they're grilling Loud going into Champs 2023 with no mention of a second place curse and they put EG reasonably high

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Thriceistoocold

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Rumors of stuff

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putting edg above prx is wild....surely no top team is showing strats to actual opponents...ok mechanics-wise, i can see edg beating prx...otherwise no chance

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CarnageBTC

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also blg is not a bad team, but they will struggle in champs since its their first time

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SquareMars

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I just think it's bs that they almost pushed map 5 to the alleged 2nd best team in the world and yet they're separated between 3rd-14th.

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CarnageBTC

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yeah none of the them has watched the chinese teams and just nodding to whatever balla was commenting once in a while lmao...hope they vod review blg/fpx this week....or else they will be shitting their pants when fpx take a map off EG and call that a 'miraculous run'

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Rugsssssss

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they called me a madman ;-;

https://www.vlr.gg/209457/god-i-hate-platchat-valorant

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kiuu

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but sentinels regular season was absolute shit due the poor management of the team like changing the roster every 2 weeks

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It's an entertainment show first and for most.
If they don't make these outlandish takes it's not as enjoyable.

Some of the takes tackle the point at a different angle and actually have some thought behind them.

Sean's loud take for example.
There have been many instances of teams completely booming before a big event -> winning said event -> disbanding.
A big example is the London Spitfire in the inaugural overwatch league season or even Loud in 2022.

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Dolphin

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Ha, platchat got exposed by SquareMars

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Warlordwibz

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Bren/Sideshow/Balla r casters on Americas, they know that region more than other region. If u want perfect no region bias, u want to get Sliggy & TMV instead of Sean Gares, cause those 2 paid equal similar attention to all region.

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SquareMars

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Yes they know that region more than any other region yet they continue to make the most dogshit takes I've ever seen with teams from americas

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CarnageBTC

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TMV putting drx on 7th, might be the best pred platchat has done in their entire history

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SquareMars

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Yeah when you look at the fact that they lost to EG, PRX, and NRG he's honestly cooking

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Warlordwibz

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he probably based it off DRX don't go out in group stage.

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danii1

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its just for entertainment dummy