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Zombs literally cries to my DM's about financial advice every day
overrated poor fraud, follow Goudas morning routine if u want to be a morbillionaire
Goudas morning routine 💯
05:00am Wake up screaming.
05:10am Consume 40 cloves of garlic.
05:25am Pray to my garden gnome.
05:50am Engage in an intense staring contest with the sun.
07:00am Try and understand why i get taller and more handsome every time my grandma sees me(she shrinks and her eyes get worse).
07:10am Take a break from reality.
07:50am Attempt to have a deep conversation with passing flock of seagulls.
08:30am Embark on a whimsical adventure trying to come in terms with the voices in my head.
09:00am Host a competition to determine the most creative hairstyle for garden gnomes
Zombs has the best pr team ngl. Bro talked shit when he was winning, barely won after the tech pause. Shit talked a whole ass region, got flamed by the BR community, talked about being the richest or top 5 richest Valo player, got benched, blamed his igl for stuff and the next time he attended a Lan was not as a player and it was in Brazil. Ended up taking a picture 🤓🤓 and is irrelevant now to the scene. All he does is flexes watches and cars like bro make it to a team or lan first