stop british hate

you can’t hate what’s not real 🥱

i hate br*ts

Br*ts should not get access to wi-fi tbh

They ruin this site

Brits arent real. They are and have always been fake. All historical records, music, art and genetics depicting Brits have been altered by the government. It is well known that everyone has an M16 agent. That would either mean that there are double the people in the world or that half the population works for the government. It is said that around half the population is British. Curious, right? Also how do you explain the fact that Brits live longer than Americans? They work for the government! Of course, you might think that there is real proof for their existence, but I can debunk all of it. Their voice is made by voice changers. Their body is made by spotted dick in the air. Of course, the biggest counterargument would be their teeth. But british teeth are a lie. Have you ever seen a Brit with yellow teeth? Me neither. If you have a british friend, you are lying. But just for the sake of argument let's say you do. You have been brain washed by the government. The only thing all politicians agree on is the fact that brits are made up. Hahaha, you have been brainwashed to think about "brits". Everyone knows brits come from Kolkata Asylum. Did I change your mind or has the truth not reached your ears yet? Brits are a lie (any Brits are welcome to prove their existence in my DMs)