SERIOUS QUESTION

how big is your dUck?? yes it's dUck, I'm just asking the size of a dUck
mine is a cute little size UwU
but it's too small so I'm worried if I take him outside, it might get shit on
I wish I had a big dUck🦆

Why would someone take a shit on your duck? What kind of lawless moral-less hell do you live in

I ate my duck.

I am playing with my friend's dUck 🦆 RN

Jokes on you I'm having duck for dinner :)

my dUck is like 16-17 cm tall

My dUck is cooking or am I cooking my dUck