Dear, fl1pzjder

I want to take this moment for showing me the light that rrq can be. I know TS is weak against you, but because of your big brain(igl) you make them like a 🤡. I want to humble apologies for thing that I said about you being the problem or kicking the ph player, because of communication problem you guys were have. I like to wish you guys luck 😁.

Sincerely, Bruc

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Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught the scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog, I couldn’t see her yet but judge by the scent she was mid-twenties, and healthy. My ultra-attuned hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinter starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone-fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather a happiness for having left it a better place.

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