Americas
100T- you are a massive weeb and never let a good opportunity pass you by
C9- you have suffered and will continue to suffer
NRG- you're an optic refugee, probably hate brazil, and you sleep only 4 hours a night
EG- you're just happy to be here
SEN- you played fortnite past 2019 and/or bought tenz' mouse
Furia- you bench 225
KRU- you want to kill your team's management and cry at least once a week
Leviatan- you party a fuck ton
LOUD- your life is perfect. everything is going for you. you probably don't like NRG or FNS
MIBR- you are a heat stan
EMEA
BBL- you are a big booty latina
FNATIC-- you have inhuman persistence and consistency
FUT- you don't exist
GIA- you like to be different from everyone else but you're actually pretty cool
TH- you peaked in high school/secondary school
NAVI- a lot of people don't like you only because they envy your success
KC- you have been a ScreaM fan since his CSGO days, also youre loyal as fuck
Vitality- you have been through hell and it has made you a stronger person
Liquid- you have had your expectations fall short so many times you have stopped setting expectations, and you still get disappointed (this isnt about their valo team)
KOI- you are a background character
PACIFIC
DRX- you were the gifted kid in elementary/primary school that is now burnt out
Talon- your phone is always blowing up with girls
DFM- you are also happy to be here
GenG- humble, caring, and overall a good person
GE- there are too many types of GE fans to describe with one statement so i'll just say you're all loyal
RRQ- you protect your peace. a lot
TS- you really relish the good times since you know how bad the bad times were
T1- you get apologized to a lot, so much so to the point where it no longer feels genuine
PRX- you walk fast
Zeta- you take everything in life with stride, and rarely show it when something bothers you
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