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Benkai
pls send me paper rex jersey -
BONKAR
i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats” -
AYRIN
AYRIN my favourite indian valorant player -
ANGE!
ANGE! pioneered the strat "Go yoru and die backsite every round -
Saadhak
Probably the best BRAZILLIAN player of all time -
FNS
Punjabi "FNS" Methamphetamine was a Dungeons and Dragons character who rolled a natural 20 on Intelligence and a natural 1 on Aim. After stacking enough points on his Intelligence stat he gained sentience and transcended into our reality, where he has since pursued careers as a professional player of tactical first person shooter "Counter-Strike" and its cartoon sequel "Valarante". -
George Geddes
George geddes is the CEO of Geddes esports, and since he reports on players, he can form anti strats against particular players playstyles the moment they even TALK to an org. -
Scream
dey tak about my juan teps -
Stax
I like Stax because he is korean and korean food is Yummy! -
Redgar
Regdar's posture seems bad to the average person, but it is actually a huge buff due to the fact that it lets his nerves travel faster, letting him react better. -
Steel
Steel pioneered new strats, like "see cNed and rotate", as well as "use operator on killjoy and get zero kills." Cant forget his jett either
based unbiased literal phenomonally awesomesauce perfect list.