INDIANS I NEED HELP

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Faraday

I've been chatting up this girl in my stats class, she is a immigrant but since she's still Indian I was hoping you guys could help.
Tell me what I need to know about indian girls, how do I impress her?

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extra info: shes been here since shes 3 and has a catholic family while shes agnostic and prob not conservative

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Is it a Dating app?

#3

Basilisk

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Don't impress her

All girls are the same😔

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Vampli

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Go learn Hanuman chalisa 🗿

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Faraday

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aight I'm gonna grind this and learn it off by heart, on monday I'ma go up to her and surprise her.
Thanks for the help!

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Vampli

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bro she will have two kids until you learn that whole thing 💀

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toofan1

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💀x7

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thorking1234567899

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It's not hard man, you just need to practice it and you'll learn it properly within a week, just one time everyday after taking a bath and one time in the evening during the 'pooja' and you'll get it

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DrudaL

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Wear GE merch on first date

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toofan1

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Sign a indian song for her.
Like my brudddha chunkz https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGYLqRAzl4
Only realistic advice in this thread

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Sentinels_BRAZIL

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Just say: "I'm PhD in Love"
Indians cannot resist PhD.

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toofan1

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?

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Sentinels_BRAZIL

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It's because india has the highest amount of people with PhD, anyway just a joke.

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toofan1

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My dad has PhD in physics btw

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Zephyros

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honestly thats decent advice
theres a decent chance ull impress the girl but 100% ull impress the parents
money and education r 2 main factors indians check these days smh

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M0K1

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i am telling you Indian girls in foreign don't behave like Indian girls at all

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shey222

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Say her will you be my kyedae ? I will be your tenz

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thorking1234567899

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She will run away due to the great English used

#73

Chad101

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RIP Grammer. But A for effort my man.

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Zorontom

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Yea she would probably mess with some dudes there and come back to india for arranged marrige

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Delusional_SkRossi_Stan

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😂☠️

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toofan1

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☠️☠️☠️

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Vampli

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Relatable 💀

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Germanium

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Be good looking white boy that's it

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Domination

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Tell her to watch India valorant esports, she will laugh so loud and fall in love with you🗿

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Vampli

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wizardbot

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If she's an immigrant why does it matter that her origin is Indian, she's probably just like the other girls in your class.

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Faraday

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real and true advice, thank you

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toofan1

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Holy based
W sir

#30

Nezko_

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common wizard bot w

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Zorontom

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If you are serious and really wanna impress her just find a way to feed her paani puri 😂😂

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OREO_FTW

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Show Your pocket that's it
Bank balance

#25

Zorontom

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If she went too US too study she is definitely not from a broke family

#27

Faraday

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US? learn flag bro, also she moved when she was young, not to study

#31

Zorontom

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I use Opera GX with force dark mode and the flag looks kinda like US my bad lol

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XD

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Zephyros

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bruh so do i
but flags aint like dat for me whatchu smokin brotha

#29

No1AsunaFannn

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Just take her to the spiciest restaurant you can find.

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toofan1

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💀
She will be fine but homie's butt will be red as sentinels

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Faraday

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bro I eat butter chicken and I'm already gone, I can't handle real Indian food

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PeterGriffin

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Ask shah rukh khan

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toofan1

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Why do u want him to make a drug addict??

#38

Nezko_

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no mid actor

#43

PeterGriffin

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he is the most famous Indian actor in Indonesia

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Faraday

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I don't think anyone here could name a single indian actor, is bollywood and indian actors common knowledge in indonesia?

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SnooTangerines

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Bollywood movies and kinda famous in a lot of Asian countries including China.

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toofan1

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including China.

Obvious reason,we all know what bollywood intentions are

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SnooTangerines

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First they brainwashed the Indian population and converted them to brainless zombies now they are targeting China KEKW.

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toofan1

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Omfg 💀🤣🤣🤣

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PeterGriffin

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not really but shah rukh khan is the only Indian actor i know since i was a kid. there are bollywood and several Indian tv series played in Indonesia. mostly watched by some middle age woman or older.

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toofan1

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Unfortunate for us sadly

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Nezko_

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Whatever you do hope
hope you girlfriend her
and let us know what happens
get the W bro !

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Vampli

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BEST THING YOU CAN DO IN EASIER WAY

I Think u should go for small things like learning small hindi words
Hello,hi,bye...like words in hindi and use it rarely
this is small thing but kinda cute thing IYKYK

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toofan1

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What if that girl is from Southern part of India??

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Vampli

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Then Maggi op 💀

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toofan1

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💀 ICANT

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Chad101

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Bruuuh. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Nezko_

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yess and that with few indian sweets

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SnooTangerines

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There are two scenarios

1) She is conservative and will not get into any relationship with a white guy. Instead, she will wait for her graduation, get a job and wait for her parents to arrange a marriage. If this is the case sadly you have 0 chance mate.

2) She is quick to adapt and is just gonna act and behave like a normal girl in the US/Aus/EU. In that case you don't need our help and just approach her like a normal white guy.

Ofc do some research before any attempts to figure out what category she is in.

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Nezko_

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bro still living 20 yrs back

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SnooTangerines

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1) Not everyone is modernized. Some people still live like its the 1990s.

2) Some people are really modernized and "westernized" in that case there is no point asking Indians.

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Nezko_

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ngl no GENZ believes in arranged (extremely few)

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toofan1

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"I believe in love marriage " Bolna fashion hogaya h aj kal

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Nezko_

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avg incel with shit take

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SnooTangerines

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You are truly clueless.

Unless your sample space is girls in South Delhi.

Talking on average in the entirety of India, most people (70% and above) will go for arrange marriages and will not get into any relationship before marriage.

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wizardbot

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Meh 70 percent is way too high. If youre only taking in urban popularity pretty sure atleast 60-70 percent girls come into a relationship before marriage. Im in 12th, half my class is in a relationship and I live in a tier 3 shit city. My sister is in a medical college and nearly all her batch girls are in a relationship. Rural is a different thing altogether tho

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Zephyros

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its true tho bro
ive lived outside india for most of my life (recently came back)
there r only 2 types of girls fr
and 1) option is kinda common

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toofan1

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The only advice u will need faraday

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Faraday

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fucking VLR comments glitch

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In that case I doubt she has anything "too Indian" about her. Just approach like any other girl.

Beware of parents though. Do not go and try to meet them unless the girl is ok with it.

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Faraday

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yeah I'm scared about the parents bro, should I try to act 'white' or just hide that fact or what

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toofan1

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Study hard for 1 exam and should them ur results kekw

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KEKW show them your straight As and get a govt job they will hand over their daughter without a second thought.

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toofan1

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Lmfao

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Faraday

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I'm cracked at exams, this should be ez

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alpha_numeric

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I can't offer advice ngl just be yourself but man this is the funniest fucking vlr thread ever

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SnooTangerines

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New to VLR?

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titanwithpp

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All I got is, its a trap. Be it any girl, its a trap

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Klause

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I think u should learn little bit of language here like -
If shes from north india then u could use small basic hindi words like - kaise ho, thik hai, chalo, chai (tea). Etc
If shes from south then learn some south indian words..
If shes from bengal try some bengoli.
If shes from north east.. Try that.

LANGUAGE IS A GREAT WEAPON bro..
If u become little unique to her she will love u ( if shes like open to white guys ofc).

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Klause

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If ur good at studies.. U should be okay with her parents ;)
Unless they are quite conservative