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what will you spam in chat today?

Some Agents like Chamber, Neon, Fade, Raze, Sage are not that what Rito told you. They are Allrounders or better said Comfort Agents. You can play them as you wish or needed. Also if you grind a few days/weeks with them you will easily be able to do any shit they are known for. Also they are made to play easily and chaotic. The more, the better.

So don't tell me this Game was designed for fair Games between Teams and no, people who abuse this comfort Agents aren't good at this Game! They just keep trying shit until it works and people tend to only see the part when it works and if it doesn't, the guy just had a bad Day(s)or was unlucky but in reality his Brain is too slow or he doesn't care about the outcome of the Game.

Stop hyping up every Comfort Agent abuser like Victor, yay. They suck and they know it! The real good Players pick the Agents that are needed for their Plays and not play like a Child on Drugs.

all brazilian teams when they play specifically against kru look weird. This only happens with kru. Obviously they deserved a lot, but this is in my head, all brazilian teams play extremely badly, making mistakes they never made when facing kru

a very recent one, nice.

I want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩

Stats (UwU version)

mwzewa: https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all OwO
cned : https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all UwU
tenz: https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all :D

deathmatch stats
mwzewa - 86% win wate (thats da insaniest dim ive seen in a white) :3
cned - stats not avaiwiabwe >_<
tenz - 73% win wate D:

ranked stats
mwzewa - 66.3% winwate (mvp of 95% of da matches) pwoof hewe : https://imgur.com/StiJmpg ᵕ꒳ᵕ

cned - 53.5% winwate (mvp of 13% of da matches)
tenz - 60.4% winwate (mvp of 15% of da matches)

can you take youw time to appweciate howo insane mwzewa is? without a doubt da most tawented pwayew to evew touch da game

i'ww twie to expwain bwiefwie whie i dink he is da best pwayew in da wowwd ( ´･ω･)
despite his insane aim and movement OwO
da best waie to knowo if a pwayew is a good duewist is raze. Dewe is a big diffewence between a good duewist and a jett abusew
if he is a good duewist, he needs to be good with waze. UwU
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(❁º◡º❁)
heat? not good with waze (ฅ́˘ฅ̀)
aspas? not good with waze ◕w◕
xand? not good with waze ( ד○ ד;)
tenz? not good with waze ಠರೃ
cned? not good with waze (⎺ ⎽ ⎻)
scweam? not good with waze ʰᵘʰ (ꐦ○○）✧
d3ffo? not good with waze ヽ(`д´；)/
dewke? not good with waze (𓌻︵𓌻)

dats whie i dink he is undoubtewie da best pwayew in da wowwd. If riot bie anie means decides to newf jett and shift da meta we pwowwie not gonna even heaw names wike cned and tenz again :> (⁄˘⁄ ⁄ ω⁄ ⁄ ˘⁄)♡
he is not kiwwim 40+ pew map because when he joined vk he was fowced to pwaie a diffewent wowe because heat is awweadie a main jett... and wets be honest, evewie singwe duewist nowoadays gets 20+ kiwws pew map because team and setups awe basicawwie buiwt awound you (even steew managed to get 20 kiwws with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview) ( ˶˘ ³˘(ᵕ꒳ᵕ)*₊˚♡

I want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩

want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩

another reason to disable youtube chat