Zombs career negative k/d

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over the course of his career in valorant, zombs has not managed to break into a positive k/d. kind of happy he lost all his money on crypto and now has to stream himself into irrelevance — will return to OW2 100%

update: zombs has said in his stream that doctors have diagnosed him with an incurable and terminal disease known as ‘Val Accent (skull x7)’, which he likely caught from sinatraa. he has been heard talking in this accent when not around his pc, a dire sign of the path ahead. he said ‘clocks’ are a new technology and that ‘rolex’ is like ‘yeezy’ he then got chat banned irl

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who?

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some irrelevant, washed up Tier 2 Valorant "pro" who got his ass carried by his mildly less washed mates

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Asked

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cars

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plants vs zombs

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Someone should make that game, just put PNGs of zombs on the zombies

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can someone enlighten me as to the meaning of this?

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zombs was the controller player for SEN

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what are plants

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I think theyre outside but not really sure

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Grass

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selling his watches so he can eat :skull:

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bro crypto will bounce back, bro i swear NFTs hold utility and value and are not just jpegs you can screenshot brooooo

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"yall just dont understand, idc about the drop bc I am a long time investor bro eventually it will go back up all good trust me"

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bro buy the dip bro believe me bro these imaginary coins are worth more than state-backed currencies bro we share starting a revolution bro no way communism is too complicated a concept for my idiot fuck to understand i just want to buy the dip bro

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when the economy crashes bitcoin will become the international currency bro, all the states of the world will switch becauces bitcoin is not centralized or something and everyone owns a little bit of it or something trust me man its way safer to invest in crypto than it is to invest in literally anything else bro in 10 years real cash is gonna be abolished anyway bro better start your bitcoin journey early or you will lack behind later on man trust me its so worth it fr

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bro i don’t mean to assume but is your brain as muscular as i imagine your muscles are muscular bro how so visionary bro don’t you go blind looking into the sun bro thanks for the vision bro can you recommend an NFT? does my valulrant skin count?

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lucky that its not cod and nobody gives af about k/d.

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lol delusional

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It's actually frustrating how many people actually do seem to care about k/d stats in this game.

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Marved will never be as good as zombs right?!?!?!?!?!

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legitimately who the fuck cares

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Wait did he really lose money recently?

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he lost nearly all of his wealth, all he has left in are dwindling assets, a horrific reputation as a lazy/useless racist and now has admitted BRAZ0L is better region

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W

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Bronzil will never win anything

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fico triste com uma noticia dessas

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KKKKKKKKKKKK

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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exactly!

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no way he actually lost all his money????????????????????????????!! did he not fucking sell all crypto/nfts? what an idiot, having your savings in assets such as crypto/nft is retarded, doubt he lost money, he had like a million dollar collection of watches he probably sold

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evidently he is now even selling his gaming chair—the ‘content creator’ contract he has only pays for his rent

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How are you so sure? Even if he himself said all these, he could easily have been trolling. He is the best poker face troll in valorant scene.

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now that i think about it, youre dumb

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send clip

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clip deez

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The amount of people that can’t understand this is 8/8 bait is actually disappointing

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i'd say more like 2/8 but yeah, it is disappointing