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He be changing the flexible matrix
Any agent you want Mr. dependable will pick
The artist in clutch, jump right classic, its is SICK.
Running out finding prey with a dagger
Whenever you lurk you will find a trapper
Look out for those trips, it is Dapr.
IGL knows he can always trust his Comms
Site he will anchor with no qualms
Want a suck or a smoke you may call Zombs.
His backpack always has room for friends
Ample time he spends on his sens.
Wish he does not come to your site its Tenz.
Judging by the looks he is surely a stud fam
Brain so big that his strats make you go damn
Watch out he might read you like a book its Shahzam.
not mine
He be changing the flexible matrix
Any agent you want Mr. dependable will pick
The artist in clutch, jump right classic, its is SICK.
Running out finding prey with a dagger
Whenever you lurk you will find a trapper
Look out for those trips, it is Dapr.
IGL knows he can always trust his Comms
Site he will anchor with no qualms
Want a suck or a smoke you may call Zombs.
His backpack always has room for friends
Ample time he spends on his sens.
Wish he does not come to your site its Tenz.
Judging by the looks he is surely a stud fam
Brain so big that his strats make you go damn
Watch out he might read you like a book its Shahzam.
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with ScreaM. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Adil. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. I went near them and asked why they are wet when it was not raining. They replied, "We are so washed that not even the sun could dry us." I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away.
Sentinels are a very good team I feel like all they need to work on to win champions is IGLing, fragging, flashes, peeking op, smokes, util usage, aiming, holding site, judge &odin meta, ares spray, marshal 1 taps as I think tenz is not very good with ares since he needs to improve, shahzam also kinda bad on judge, zombs is stuck in astral form, dapr only uses his cypher cam to peek angles, sick needs to work on his sherrif leg taps as he never seems to hit the leg, I feel like they will be great team otherwise
Blazieboy [#11]I was walking on the streets and suddenly I saw all the Liquid players soaked wet on such a hot and sunny day. I went near them and asked why they are wet when it was not raining. They replied, "We are so washed that not even the sun could dry us." I felt sorry for them and gave them my handkerchief and walked away.
Sentinels*
ShadowisBAD [#15]man is full of hatred even in a copypasta IM DEAD LOL
I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”
I burst into tears, our relationship was finished
LifeIsALie [#17]I was on a date with my girlfriend. She seemed off. I asked her what was wrong, and she replied “Our relationship is Sentinels”
I burst into tears, our relationship was finished
He be changing the flexible matrix
Any agent you want Mr. dependable will pick
The artist in clutch, jump right classic, its is SICK.
Running out finding prey with a dagger
Whenever you lurk you will find a trapper
Look out for those trips, it is Dapr.
IGL knows he can always trust his Comms
Site he will anchor with no qualms
Want a suck or a smoke you may call Zombs.
His backpack always has room for friends
Ample time he spends on his sens.
Wish he does not come to your site its Tenz.
Judging by the looks he is surely a stud fam
Brain so big that his strats make you go damn
Watch out he might read you like a book its Shahzam.
LifeIsALie [#13]Sentinels*
Chill bro it's a copypasta. You can flame me all you want after Sentinels are out of the tourney.
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