It was a perfect spring afternoon. The sakura drifted in the breeze across the VLR U Listening Discord server general chat. Zeek leaned in closer to Kiles, grinning. "You know" he said brushing dust off Kiles sleeve, "you’re way better than in 2021." Kiles turned scarlet, covering his face with both hands. "Sh-shut up! You're embarrassing me!" he squeaked. But he didn't move away. Hidden behind a bush, Kanyefan crouched, eyes wide with rage and despair. "How... how dare they flirt so openly?! Where’s the shame? Where’s the modesty?!"He scribbled furiously in a tiny notebook labeled "Operations: Win Zeek’s Heart Meanwhile, Zeek gently took Kiles' hand, their fingers intertwining like a they were gripping the champs trophy "You’re all I ever needed," he whispered dramatically. Kiles melted instantly, his knees buckling. "We never needed cned." From ten feet away, Kanyefan was vibrating with emotion, hidden behind a anime body pillow. "T-They're moving too fast! There was supposed to be a slow burn! At least 50 episodes worth of pining! This is illegal!" A small sniffle escaped him. He quickly covered it up by fake coughing violently into a paper bag labeled "I’m NOT Crying." As Zeek leaned in with birds chirping and sparkles everywhere. Kanyefan pulled out a massive pair of opera binoculars, watching with the intensity of a war general. "No... no... NO... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME... NOT THEM!" it happened anyway, beautiful and perfect. Kiles gripped the champs trophy like he'd fall into the void otherwise. He cupped zeeks in it face like he was cradling the world's most precious thing. Meanwhile, in the background, Kanyefan collapsed face-first onto the grass, a single tear escaping him as he whispered, "I hope they’re happy together. Stupid, perfect, beautiful jerks..."
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